Believe Them (But Set A Calendar Reminder)

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Believe Them (But Set A Calendar Reminder)

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The AUDACITY of this truth bomb! 💣 Programmers and their time estimates are like unicorns riding rainbows—pure fantasy! That smug little smile in the second panel is SENDING ME. It's the universal "I've been working on this 'quick fix' for 7 hours and now I'm questioning my entire career choice" face. The bug that was supposed to take an hour has now become your toxic relationship partner that you can't break up with. And the project manager keeps asking for "quick updates" like they're ordering fast food. HONEY, this isn't a drive-thru, it's a CRIME SCENE where logic and time estimation went to DIE! 💀

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