Believe Them (But Set A Calendar Reminder)

Content When I spend an hour figuring out why my code is broken and it ends up being fixed by quitting and restarting XCode This is the way

The Ruby on Rails philosophy in one image: why bother optimizing your code when you can just throw more CPU cores at it? This meme perfectly captures the "Rails magic" approach – your app runs like a three-legged dog until you upgrade your server. Then suddenly it's "fast enough" and everyone pretends the code isn't a dumpster fire underneath. Classic web framework solution: when in doubt, blame the hardware! Meanwhile, the Go developers are in the corner writing code that would run on a calculator.

When you've been battling the same error for 3 hours and suddenly get a different error message? That's not failure—that's a breakthrough moment worthy of celebration! The bar is so low after debugging hell that we're literally cheering for new ways our code can tell us we're wrong. It's like being excited about your car making a different horrible noise. "Hey, at least it's not the same horrible noise!" And yes, that energy drink and cold coffee are essential debugging tools. Not pictured: the Stack Overflow tabs and increasingly desperate Google searches like "why code no work please help".

Content nerdsandgamersitw: sueslayer: captoring: just-shower-thoughts: Your DNA contains millions of years worth of software updates. nah man your dna contains millions of years of totally random bugs, some of which don't really change anything, some of which are rly bad and annoying, some of which miraculously make the software work better so I'm a bethesda game - me 25 points 1 day ago Is it a bug or a feature? permalink parent - bethesda 59 points 1 day ago Yes permalink parent

Ah, the existential crisis of modern programming! That moment when GitHub Copilot is silently judging your spaghetti code while you spiral into imposter syndrome. Remember when we used to worry about Stack Overflow judging us? Now we've got AI watching our every keystroke, probably thinking "I could've done that in 2 milliseconds." Yet here we are, still employed despite our "junior skills" because someone needs to explain to management why the AI hallucinated an entire authentication system. Cherish these moments—soon we'll all just be prompt engineers for our robot overlords.

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