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Content Anonvmous 012618(Fri)06:51:42 No.64471426 v 64471455 64471475 64471656 64473252 64471399 (OP) Redpill me on ps2. the virgin usb keyboard has to wait his turn to get the cpu's attention politely asks the cpu to accept the new input general purpose port, has to identify himself as a keyboard before the system know what to do with him gets blocked when a virus kills all access to usb devices hot swappable and is okay with that The Chad PS2 Keyboard always works, doesnt stop until the power goes down literally interrupts the cpu, tells it to work on it's input before anything else has his own dedicated port, system know who he is before even the bios is loaded literally impossible to kill besides unplugging it not hot swappable, when unplugged it crashes the whole system like a true alpha peripheral

Content Me writing object Object into forms on websites I dont like 38 The dev trying to reproduce and debug it

Content Software Development Process 0. Something is wrong 1. Investigation stage 2. I can't fix this 3. Questions career choice 4. Questions life choices 5. Oh! A typo. Cool codegino

The circle of life in programming: your baby mumbles "Hello World" and suddenly transforms into a sunglasses-wearing code ninja while you shed tears of pride mixed with the grim realization that you've doomed another soul to a lifetime of debugging other people's spaghetti code and arguing about tabs vs spaces. It's beautiful and tragic, just like inheritance in JavaScript.

Nothing says "I value our friendship" like asking for help with undocumented code featuring variables like x1 , temp , and doTheThing() . That slow Kermit retreat is the physical manifestation of my soul leaving my body when I realize I'm about to waste 3 hours of my life deciphering someone's digital hieroglyphics. Pro tip: if you want help debugging, maybe name your variables something other than "stuff" and "idk" first.

Python's infamous Global Interpreter Lock (GIL) is like that boss you can't defeat in a video game. For years, devs have complained about this performance bottleneck that prevents true multi-threading. The satirical "news" about removing it only to find a stronger GIL underneath is peak programmer nightmare fuel. The PID 666 and snake_case message this_is_not_over are delicious little details - it's basically the GIL saying "you thought you could get rid of me? Muahaha!" The final boss with a second health bar metaphor is painfully accurate for anyone who's ever optimized Python code only to hit another wall. Poor Guido (Python's creator) getting blamed is the cherry on top. When your language's performance issues feel like a personal betrayal from its creator, you know you're a true Python dev.