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Encountering Bug On A Friday

bugs github Workflow Developers Procrastination Weekend Issues Worklife Friday

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1 year ago 452,574 views 0 shares

Encountering Bug On A Friday

friday-memes, bugs-memes, github-memes, procrastination-memes, developers-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

OH MY GOD, the AUDACITY of someone suggesting I should actually FIX a bug on a FRIDAY?! 💅 Honey, please! That's what GitHub issues were INVENTED for! Why would I risk my precious weekend sanity when I can just slap that bug with an issue label, dramatically push it to the backlog, and strut away like the procrastination royalty I am? Monday-Me can deal with that nightmare - Friday-Me is already mentally at happy hour! #SorryNotSorry

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