Encountering Bug On A Friday

Content What was the first thing you "programmed"? Other almost indentical to hello world Hello world made with mematic ProarammerHumor.io

Content You studied for 15 years but somewhere out there there's a nerdy teen who learned Vue.js in 2 months on Udemy and made a Tinder For Cats app that's making more money than you're ever gonna make in your entire career

Content WHEN SOMEONE CHECKS YOUR BRANCH: Please don't tell anyone how I live.

Content You get a time machine You immediately select 2021 An embedded page on this page says Please select a valid year!

Forget the gym membership and protein shakes, honey—nothing makes someone more attractive than being able to wrestle with pointers and memory management without crying. While mere mortals are flexing their biceps, the REAL intellectuals are flexing their knowledge of segmentation faults and template metaprogramming. Because nothing says "date me" quite like someone who can debug a memory leak at 2 AM while muttering about RAII and move semantics. Physical fitness? Cute. But can you explain the difference between stack and heap allocation while maintaining eye contact? THAT'S the energy we're looking for.

Content 1 Am Devloper iamdevloper 1. "we're cancelling daily standup"