Encountering Bug On A Friday

The modern developer's immunity to recruiter spam has reached legendary status. After years of "Hi {first_name}" messages and "exciting opportunities" that pay in exposure and free snacks, we've evolved strict filtering criteria. Six figures? Remote work? No agile ceremonies where I pretend to care about story points? Suddenly the recruiter has our attention. It's not that we're difficult—we've just been burned enough times to know exactly what we want. That awkward silence when the recruiter realizes they can't offer any of those things? Priceless. Almost as valuable as the 4 hours of my life I'll never get back from that "quick technical chat" that turned into implementing a binary tree from scratch.

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That crushing moment when your industry's latest buzzword becomes your personal nightmare. While everyone's having a laugh about "vibe coding" (writing code based on feelings rather than logic), you're stuck in interview hell proving you actually know proper software engineering. Nothing says "fun career choice" like having to demonstrate that you don't just randomly place semicolons where they "feel right." The tech industry's obsession with trendy jokes somehow always translates into yet another obstacle between you and a paycheck.

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