If It Can't Be Resolved, Turn It Into A Feature

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If It Can't Be Resolved, Turn It Into A Feature

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The AUDACITY of developers turning catastrophic plumbing disasters into luxury water features! 💦 First panel: "OMG THERE'S A LEAK DESTROYING EVERYTHING!" Second panel: "Actually, it's our revolutionary new hydro-cooling fountain system that definitely wasn't a mistake we couldn't fix." The ultimate developer superpower isn't fixing bugs—it's rebranding them as "intentional design choices" with a straight face. I've seen codebases held together by more "features" than actual working code! The ancient art of problem-solving by problem-denying!

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