The Mythical Bug-Free Report

THE SHEER ECSTASY of seeing a brand new error message after staring at the same one for three hours straight! It's like finding water in a debugging desert! You're not even mad anymore - you're just THRILLED that your code has found a creative new way to tell you you're incompetent! Progress isn't fixing errors, darling - it's collecting the ENTIRE SET of possible ways your code can spectacularly fail! 💅

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The bar is so low it's practically a tripping hazard in hell. After hours of staring at the same error message, getting a new one feels like winning the lottery. Sure, you're still completely lost, but at least you're lost in a different neighborhood now. The sweet illusion of progress when all you've really done is discover a new way to break your code. That crumpled paper on the desk? That's your sanity. But hey, at least the coffee's still warm.

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