The Mythical Bug-Free Report

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The Mythical Bug-Free Report

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ABSOLUTE MIRACLE SPOTTED IN THE WILD! Senior and Junior devs experiencing the rarest phenomenon in software development - a QA test report with NO NEW BUGS! 😱 They're laughing hysterically because they both know this magical document will self-destruct the moment they push the code to production. It's like spotting a unicorn riding a rainbow while holding a working printer - theoretically possible but practically NEVER happens! The universe must be glitching today!

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