Why Everything Is Devs Problem

When free money meets corporate trickery! 💸 This poor soul got BAMBOOZLED by their own IT department who set up a fake phishing test disguised as a $20 voucher email. The classic "too good to be true" trap that we ALL would've fallen for! Now they're stuck in mandatory security training purgatory, probably watching those soul-crushing videos about not clicking suspicious links... while dreaming about what they could've bought with that non-existent $20. The skull emoji says it all - they're DEAD inside! This is the corporate equivalent of your parents saying "just kidding" after promising you ice cream. 😭

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Content Nick Zorchenhimer Found this in production today. I need a drink. public static bool CompareBooleans (bool orig, bool val) return AreBooleansEqual (orig, val); 7 internal static bool AreBooleansEqual (bool orig, bool val) if(orig val) return false; return true; 12:54 AM 31 May 19 Twitter Web Client 2,519 Retweets 7,054 Likes 17

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The absolute carnage of 5 hours of debugging only to find that the bug is completely unfazed by your suffering. That smug Night King face screams "I could have been fixed with a semicolon, but I chose violence." The most horrifying part? The bug will return in production with three new friends after you thought you squashed it. Nothing says software engineering quite like staring into the abyss while the abyss stares back with a runtime error.