Why Everything Is Devs Problem

Content Thread Chris Cherupil liked Heather Buchel hbuchel Every web developer has their "but what if I made my own CMS for this project?" phase at least once 2:06 AM 07 Mar 22 Twitter Web App 38 Retweets 14 Quote Tweets 528 Likes 17

OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of this truth bomb! 💣 When the developer says "the most efficient way to get rid of all the bugs... was to get rid of all the software" - I felt that in my SOUL! 😭 It's that moment of pure existential crisis when you've spent 47 hours debugging some nightmare code and suddenly realize you could just DELETE THE ENTIRE PROJECT and solve all your problems instantly! Can't have bugs if there's no code! *taps forehead dramatically* The thousand-yard stare of a developer who's finally reached enlightenment through suffering is just... *chef's kiss*

Content How can I populate a file with random data? How can I create a new file and fill it with 1 Gigabyte worth of random data? I need this to test some software. 100 would prefer to use dev random or devrandom. random 26 share edit flag asked Mar 7 '12 at 0:26 Stefan Lasiewski 8,927 20 61 79 38 Open vi with vi -w randomfile and ask someone who's never seen vi to exit the program. ;) - Wildcard Jun 8 '16 at 3:34 add a comment start a bounty

Ah yes, the classic "if it ain't broke, I'll fix it until it is" syndrome. Your code was running perfectly fine until you decided to "improve" it. Now it's sitting there like a stubborn penguin with its arms crossed, refusing to cooperate. That's the universal law of refactoring - touch working code and suddenly it develops an attitude problem. Next time just remember: working code is like a house of cards built by a caffeinated squirrel - best not to blow on it.

WHAT IN THE BOOLEAN LOGIC NIGHTMARE IS THIS?! 🤯 Someone created a function called CompareBooleansEqual that calls AreBooleansEqual ... which returns false when values ARE equal and true when they're NOT! It's like building a fire alarm that screams "ALL CLEAR!" during an actual fire! Whoever wrote this probably also labels their sugar container as "salt" and vice versa. No wonder the dev needs a drink - I need the entire liquor store after seeing this code abomination!

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