I Was There When It Was Written

THE ABSOLUTE HORROR of realizing you just overwrote that genius algorithm you spent 3 hours perfecting with some random Stack Overflow snippet! 😱 Your brain, that pink blob of betrayal, waited until AFTER you hit Ctrl+V to remind you. And now your masterpiece is gone forever, floating in the digital void, replaced by someone else's mediocre solution that probably doesn't even work. The clipboard - that fleeting, single-slot memory bank - has claimed yet another victim! The silent scream in the last panel is the sound of your soul leaving your body.

The eternal battle between enthusiasm and experience. Junior devs excitedly promoting AI-generated code like it's the second coming of programming Jesus, while senior devs stare back with the thousand-yard gaze of someone who's spent years cleaning up "quick solutions." That silent stare says everything: "Sure, your AI wrote it in 5 seconds... and I'll spend 5 days figuring out why it breaks in production while you're happily generating more technical debt." The cycle of software development continues, just with fancier tools to create the same old problems.

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Content Developer: I finished the project, It is ready for QA QA: I have run all tests, project contains no known bugs. End User: Too much pain By Christine Campbell on August 28, 2017 Verified Purchase Causes too much pain and agony, dont know why its so popular now a days, im just going to use toilet paper

The classic tech company bait-and-switch. First panel: "Your experience is amazing! Exactly what we need!" with sparkly eyes and flattery about your soft skills. Second panel: The moment you can't reverse a linked list in 30 seconds during a whiteboard interview, suddenly you're garbage. The duality of technical interviews - where your resume gets you in the door but your ability to perform circus tricks under pressure determines your worth. Just another day in the tech hiring paradox.

When Google's Gemini AI offers to "help" with your code, it's like hiring a perfectionist interior designer who replaces all your furniture with avant-garde art installations that look stunning but collapse when you sit on them. 3,000+ new lines of pristine, architecturally magnificent code that does absolutely nothing except look pretty in your IDE. The digital equivalent of putting a Ferrari body on a bicycle and then removing the wheels. The punchline? Developers will still choose beautiful broken code over working spaghetti code every time. We're such hopeless romantics.