Create Ze File, Extrakt Ze File

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7 months ago 246,653 views 0 shares

Create Ze File, Extrakt Ze File

linux-memes, terminal-memes, tar-memes, command-line-memes, bash-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Nobody memorizes those tar flags. We just mentally translate them to "German beer guy compressing files." The 'c' is for create, 'x' is for extract, and 'z' is for gzip compression, but who has time for that? After 15 years in the terminal, I still mutter "create ze file" and "extrakt ze file" in a terrible accent while praying the command works. And if it doesn't? Just add more flags until something happens!

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