Compression Memes

Posts tagged with Compression

Create Ze File, Extrakt Ze File
Linux Devops Bash Programming
9 days ago 80.1K views 0 shares
Create Ze File, Extrakt Ze File
Nobody memorizes those tar flags. We just mentally translate them to "German beer guy compressing files." The 'c' is for create, 'x' is for extract, and 'z' is for gzip compression, but who has time for that? After 15 years in the terminal, I still mutter "create ze file" and "extrakt ze file" in a terrible accent while praying the command works. And if it doesn't? Just add more flags until something happens!

The L In LDAC Stands For Lies
Programming Android
11 days ago 90.0K views 0 shares
The L In LDAC Stands For Lies
THE AUDACITY! LDAC stands for "Lossless Digital Audio Codec" but then has the absolute NERVE to use lossy compression?! It's like naming your diet soda "Zero Calories" and then finding out it has 50 calories per can! The shocked cat is literally all of us discovering this betrayal - eyes bulging with disbelief at the sheer marketing deception. This is why developers have trust issues, people! Nothing is sacred anymore, not even our audio codecs. The L in LDAC clearly stands for LIES.

The Infinite Trial Period
Windows Microsoft Programming
28 days ago 82.1K views 0 shares
The Infinite Trial Period
The eternal standoff between WinRAR and literally everyone with a computer. The most patient software in existence politely asks "Plz pay now," you smugly respond "no," and WinRAR just... accepts it with a defeated "ok." Meanwhile, the Harold meme face perfectly captures that mixture of guilt and satisfaction we feel while continuing to use premium software after the 40-day trial expired... in 2003. The greatest business model in software history: technically paid software that nobody has ever paid for, yet somehow still exists 30 years later. It's the digital equivalent of that friend who always offers to pay but secretly hopes you'll say "I got this one."

Experience Knows When To Stop Reinventing The Wheel
Programming Algorithms Debugging Backend
1 month ago 100.5K views 0 shares
Experience Knows When To Stop Reinventing The Wheel
Junior dev: *screaming in agony* "WE MUST CREATE AN ENTIRELY NEW FILE FORMAT FROM SCRATCH BECAUSE EFFICIENCY!!!" Senior dev: *calmly sips coffee* "Zipped XML. Next problem?" The evolution of problem-solving in tech is brutal. At some point you realize reinventing the wheel isn't impressive—it's just a waste of sprint points. The beard of wisdom knows that existing solutions usually work just fine, while the passionate newbie wants to build a nuclear-powered unicycle.

Give Me JPG Or Give Me Death!
Webdev Programming Frontend
1 month ago 108.1K views 0 shares
Give Me JPG Or Give Me Death!
The revolutionary war for image formats rages on! Front-end developers and designers everywhere are channeling their inner Patrick Henry with this passionate declaration against WebP. Google's "superior" image format might offer better compression, but at what cost? File compatibility issues, inconsistent browser support, and that moment when you need to quickly edit an image but your design software chokes on the format. The JPG loyalists stand firm—they'd rather sacrifice a few kilobytes than surrender their workflow sanity. Sure, WebP might be 26% smaller, but so is my patience when trying to work with these files.

Small Fixes, 100 GB Patch
Gamedev Devops Programming Debugging
1 month ago 84.0K views 0 shares
Small Fixes, 100 GB Patch
The absurdity of modern software bloat in one perfect screenshot! A 10KB JPEG requires 152.77GB of space? That's like needing an aircraft carrier to deliver a postcard. Game developers be like: "We fixed a typo in the credits. Download size: 87GB." Meanwhile, entire operating systems from the 90s fit on a floppy disk. The driveway analogy is brilliant—having storage space doesn't justify developers treating your SSD like their personal dumping ground. No, I don't want to sacrifice 1/4 of my hard drive because you couldn't be bothered to implement delta patching.

When The First Year CS Student Asks What Is A Zip File
Programming Algorithms
2 months ago 77.8K views 0 shares
When The First Year CS Student Asks What Is A Zip File
That moment when you realize you've been in this industry so long that basic concepts have become ancient artifacts. The look of existential dread when a freshman asks what a zip file is... like watching someone question why we still use wheels on cars. Nothing makes you feel more like a digital dinosaur than explaining compression algorithms to kids who grew up with unlimited cloud storage. And here I am, remembering when we passed code around on actual floppy disks.

Until Death
Java Programming Backend
2 months ago 91.5K views 0 shares
Until Death
The lifecycle of a Java developer's soul! First you're all excited about Person.exe because you think you've built something executable. Then reality hits and you're zipping up your code in desperation. Finally, your spirit gets permanently stored in a Person.jar file – where dreams and heap space go to die. The real reason Java developers drink so much coffee is to cope with being trapped in tiny JAR prisons for eternity.