VSphere Is Still Pretty Great, But...

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The office whiteboard hall of fame vs. hall of shame is giving major chaotic energy. Spongusv gets the gold star for reviewing 12 PRs (probably caught every missing semicolon and suggested renaming variables to be more "semantic"). Meanwhile, Bingus decided to speedrun their villain arc by taking down Cloudflare. You know, just casually disrupting a significant chunk of the internet's infrastructure. The duality here is *chef's kiss*—one dev is grinding through code reviews like a responsible team player, while the other is out here committing acts of digital terrorism. Someone check Bingus's git history because I'm betting there's a rogue deployment script with a commit message that just says "YOLO" or "fix bug" followed by 47 fire emojis. Plot twist: Bingus probably just fat-fingered a DNS config change during their Friday afternoon deploy. Classic.

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Ah, the classic "$10,000/hour AWS bill of doom" scenario! This comic perfectly captures that moment when you realize your AWS keys have been chilling in public longer than that Minecraft world you've been building. 🙃 The best part? That well-meaning onboarding where someone tells you to rotate keys every "3-6 months" and you're like "totally, absolutely, 100%" while mentally filing that under "things I'll definitely forget until catastrophe strikes." Cloud security is just like flossing - everyone knows they should do it regularly, but somehow we're all too busy playing Minecraft to remember until our teeth (or AWS account) are on fire. 🔥💸

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