VSphere Is Still Pretty Great, But...

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Content EVERY CLOUD ARCHITECTURE GLOBAL ASSUMPTIONS CIDR SHENANIGANS MANAGED SERVICE MIS UN- MANAGED MANAGEABL SERVICE SERVICE RO FRICKIN' SLICK REVERSE PROXY VPN oF SADNESS CONTAINERS!! I LOOK AT ALL THESE CONTAINERS COOL DATABASES MIDNIGHT HEROICS THE DATA ENGINEERS COT VERY EXCITED HERE EVENT BUS RSUME BLAME RADIUS SERVICES SERVICES THAT THAT START STOP STUFF STUFF forrestbrazeal REAL DATABASE SERVICES THaT LIKE TO WATCH ONE TINY CRON JOB THAT KEEPS EVERYTHING FROM FALLING APART DATA LAKE E3 DATA SWAMP

Ah, the sacred pre-vacation server ritual! Nothing says "please don't crash while I'm gone" like a desperate group prayer to the uptime gods. These poor souls are performing the ancient IT sacrament of server-touching—a mystical ceremony where sysadmins transfer their life force into the hardware. "Stay alive until January, you temperamental pile of circuits. I've got eggnog to drink and I'm not debugging your tantrums remotely from my in-laws' house." The irony? The server will absolutely choose Christmas morning to have an existential crisis anyway.

Content How to run the frontend git clone npm i npm start How to run the backend mvn clean install each repos install rancher docker compose run them in a specific order or they dont compile git clone 4 repos change each microservice URI build once, stop it, change the config file with local nuke 6 pages of code or it wont compile

Oh. My. GOD. The eternal architecture war rages on! 💅 On the left, we have the frazzled microservices fanatic, probably juggling 47 different repos while frantically debugging why Service A can't talk to Service B even though they were LITERALLY BESTIES yesterday! Meanwhile, the monolith enjoyer on the right is just *radiating* Chad energy with that smile that screams "My entire application is ONE codebase and I sleep like a BABY at night!" The absolute AUDACITY of this meme to capture the existential crisis of modern architecture choices so perfectly! No wonder deployment day for microservices fans requires therapy afterward!

Modern infrastructure is like those Russian nesting dolls, except each layer has amnesia about how it got there. First you run whoami to confirm your identity crisis, then whereami reveals you're trapped in containerception—a Docker container inside Kubernetes inside a VM inside a hypervisor inside someone else's datacenter. And when you desperately ask howdidigethere , the system responds with brutal honesty: absolutely zero recollection of the deployment decisions that led to this beautiful disaster. It's cloud computing's version of waking up in Vegas with no memory but a receipt for 17 EC2 instances.