Some Developers Just Want To Watch The World Burn

asynchronous Microservices Architecture Chaos Message queue Amqp Rabbitmq Decoupling
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Some Developers Just Want To Watch The World Burn
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Microservices architects watching their monolith burn while explaining message queues is peak chaotic energy. Just like the Joker, they don't care about your synchronous API calls—they just want to watch the system decouple in glorious asynchronous flames. The real punchline? When everything crashes because someone forgot to set up a dead letter queue. Some developers just want to watch the world burn... one RabbitMQ message at a time.

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