Some Developers Just Want To Watch The World Burn

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Ah, the "security through obscurity" approach taken to its logical conclusion. Storing passwords in plaintext - because nothing says "enterprise-grade security" like keeping all your users' credentials in a format readable by the intern who accidentally got database access. Sure, it reduces DB size by skipping that pesky hashing algorithm. Your database might be smaller, but so will your company after the inevitable breach. The cybersecurity equivalent of leaving your house key under the doormat because "no burglar would look there."

Content DON'T USE A SPREAD- SHEET! DO IT RIGHT. BUT A SPREADSHEET WOULD BE SO EASY. IN THE LONG RUN YOULL REGRET I TAKE THE TIME TO WRITE REAL CODE. JUST PASTE THE DATA! TINKER UNTIL IT WORKS! BUILD A LABYRINTH OF ' REGEXREPLACE () AND ARRANFORMULA()! FEEL THE POWER! FIGHT THE TEMPTATION! EVER TRED QUERY() IN GOOGLE SHEETS? IT LETS YOU TREAT A BLOCK OF CELLS LIKE A DATABASE AND RUN SQL QUERIES ON THEM. DON'T LISTEN TO- WAIT. REALLY? YES. AND LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT IMPORTHTML (). 00OH.

Content Quiz Instructions This is a self learning quiz. You can take it as many times as you want but be careful, the final grade is the average of all attempts so make sure you do well from the first time. D Question 1 5 pts Sure, I'll be happy to explain what classes are in C and provide code examples. Here it is: In C, a class is a user-defined data type that encapsulates related data members and member functions into a single unit. It provides a blueprint for creating objects, which are instances of the class. Here is an example of a class in C that represents a simple rectangle: include iostream using namespace std; class Rectangle private: int width; int height; public: void setvalues (int, int); int area() return width height; ; void Rectangle::setvalues(int W, int h) width W; height h; int main() Rectangle rect; rect.setvalues (5, 10); "Area of rectangle: " rect.area() endl; return 0; In this example, the class Rectangle has two private data members width and height), and one public member function setvalues () and area(). The setvalues () function sets the values of the private data members, while the area function calculates and returns the area of the rectangle.

Content STOP DOING JAVASCRIPT DOCUMENTS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE TURING-COMPLETE YEARS OF WEB TECHNOLOGY yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for doing more than HTML FORMS Wanted to do more anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "ADOBE FLASH" "Yes please connect the Redux thunk to a Suspense. Please instantiate WebAssembly streaming." ' - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Web Developers have been demanding your Respect for all this time with all the computers compilers we built for them (This is REAL Javascript, done by REAL Web Developers) 0 node slack Welcome to Node.js v15.10.0 Type " help" for more information. (J!C)C!C!CJJ nodemodules 807 items ????? ??????? ????????????????? "Hello I would like undefined apples please" They have played us for absolute fools

Marketing vs. Reality: The eternal tech industry cycle. "Serverless" still runs on servers. "No code" still requires coding. It's like ordering a "meatless" burger and finding out it's just meat hidden in a different bun. After 15 years in the industry, I've learned that new buzzwords are just old problems wearing trendy hats. The facepalm is the universal gesture of a developer who just deployed their first "serverless" function and discovered they're debugging server configurations at 2 AM.