Some Developers Just Want To Watch The World Burn

Content Giulio Carrara 3rd Software Engineer 1d G Dear recruiters, if you are looking for: - Java, Python, PHP - React, Angular - PostgreSQL, Redis, MongoDB - AWS, S3, EC2, ECS, EKS - nix system administration - Git and CI with TDD - Docker, Kubernetes That's not a Full Stack Developer. That's an entire IT department. Yours truly MO 8,801 391 comments

Ah, the legendary GitHub pull request to rewrite Twitter in COBOL! For the uninitiated, COBOL is a programming language from the 1950s that's still running critical banking systems and government infrastructure, but about as suited for modern social media as a steam engine is for space travel. The satirical PR suggestion is pure comedy gold—imagine handling Twitter's real-time feeds and media processing with a language designed when computers took up entire rooms and "memory" meant physical punch cards! The 17 thumbs-up reactions show there are plenty of developers with a sense of humor (or masochistic tendencies). Meanwhile, somewhere a mainframe administrator is breaking into a cold sweat thinking about the 400-column code needed just to display a single tweet.

Content I'm a senior software engineer with 6 years of experience in React node.js. I have built products that are used by millions and have generated billions in revenue. I've worked at successful startups. But you won't hire me because I can't solve an algorithm challenge. lol. 01:43 120921 Twitter Web App

Content I'M A PYTHON PROGRAMMER ITIMEANS HE IS SCARED OF DATA TYPES INT, BYTE, FLOAT, CHAR WHAT'S A PYTHON PROGRAMMER? NO, I'M NOT STOP IT PATRICK YOU'RE SCARING HIM

Content "'Everybody has a testing environment. Some people are lucky enough to have a totally separate environment to run production in. " - - Unknown stahnma

Content They say companies use JavaScript frameworks for cutting-edge features and speed But really, they just enjoy rewriting the app every two years