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The Ultimate Power Trip: Mkdir

1 day ago 59.3K views 0 shares

Nothing quite like the rush of typing mkdir -p /some/complex/path while someone watches over your shoulder. They think you're hacking the Pentagon, but you're just creating a directory. The terminal is our lightsaber – elegant, powerful, and completely mystifying to the uninitiated. Sure, money buys yachts and status gets you into fancy parties, but making a non-programmer's jaw drop by using basic bash commands? Priceless. And we don't even have the heart to tell them it's the digital equivalent of using a hammer.

The Accidental Cyber Terrorist

Linux Security Bash Programming

7 days ago 95.2K views 0 shares

Ah, the classic terminal persecution complex! Nothing says "I'm just trying to check my disk space" like opening a black screen with colorful text in public and suddenly becoming the neighborhood cyber-terrorist. The moment you fire up that bash prompt, everyone within eyesight transforms into a medieval mob ready to burn the witch. You could literally be typing ls -la to check your files, but Karen from accounting is already dialing the FBI because she's convinced you're hacking the Pentagon. Hollywood has a lot to answer for. Twenty years of hackers portrayed as hoodie-wearing villains typing at lightning speed on green-on-black screens has turned us all into suspects. Meanwhile, the real cybercriminals are probably using slick GUIs with beautiful dashboards.

Terminal Exit: The Power User's Goodbye

Linux Devops Bash Programming

15 days ago 78.5K views 0 shares

Imagine having the audacity to use your mouse to close a terminal. Pathetic. Real command-line warriors know that typing 'exit' is the digital equivalent of a mic drop. It's not just about closing a window—it's about asserting dominance over your machine. GUI users will never understand the satisfaction of dismissing your terminal with the proper command, like telling your computer "I'm done with you... for now ."

It Feels Like ASMR

Debugging Bash Windows Programming Linux

21 days ago 87.1K views 0 shares

The duality of every developer's existence captured in one furry package. You claim to want minimalism—clean code, elegant solutions, zen-like simplicity—but then proceed to clear your terminal for the 3,141,592nd time because your debugging session looks like someone dropped a math textbook into a blender. Nothing quite hits that dopamine receptor like watching all your error messages vanish into the void with a quick clear or cls command. It's not fixing the problem, but it sure feels like progress!

First You Touch Then You Cat

Linux Bash Programming

29 days ago 106.3K views 0 shares

Unix nerds will get this instantly while Windows users wonder why we're obsessed with felines. The joke is a play on two essential Linux/Unix commands: touch creates empty files, and cat displays file contents. So yes, first you touch file.txt to create it, then you cat file.txt to see what's inside. The kitten's expectant face is exactly how we look at the terminal hoping our code didn't break something important.

Git Is Easy Ijust Click Merge Then Force Push

Linux Backend

1 month ago 28.2K views 0 shares

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Content GIT ISEASY JUST CLICK MERGE THEN CLICK FORCE PUSH imarie.com

Just Got Accepted Into Mc Faang

Python Linux Debugging Databases Backend

1 month ago 168.6K views 0 shares

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Content After thousands of applications, I just accepted an offer from a McFAANG company! Shitpost Don't want to specify which one, but I'm super excited to finally be working at a top tier McFAANG company! I will be in a Forward Deployed Food Engineering Specialist role! Some of my job responsibilities include: Building ETL pipelines to extract frozen patties from the FREEZER database and transforming them into ready made burgers Deriving insights and analysis on client orders from the cash register Managing real-time NoSQL (No Salt Queue Layer) deployments for french fry processing Maintaining high-throughput IO operations at drive-through queuing interface while ensuring sub-60-second response times Implementing mission-critical data cleaning protocols using proprietary mop-based algorithms Debugging ice cream machines I'm extremely excited to receive a base TC of over 280k (per decade) for my first job out of college! If anyone wants some tips or tricks, feel free to ask

Agile Resume Development

Linux Debugging

1 month ago 29.7K views 0 shares

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Content What my resume says a day after I got laid off What my resume says after 7 months of applying for jobs I DID MY DOB. WROTE CODE, FIXED DEFECTS. ETC. I WAS SINGLE HANDEDLY RESPONSIBLE FOR HUNDREDS OF NEW CLIENTS, RESULTING IN BILLIONS OF NET NEW REVENUE. I WROTE ALL OUR CODE AND FIXED ALL THE DEFECTS FROM PAST DEVELOPERS. I INVENTED SAAS.

What Was He Thinking

Linux Debugging Frontend

1 month ago 72.9K views 0 shares

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Content chrisk5000 chrisk5000 Almost made fun of an electrician today like "is it an electrician's guild rule that you have to perform 5 minutes of ritual complaining about What Was The Previous Electrician Thinking before you're allowed to fix anything?" but then I remembered I'm a software engineer 6:25 PM Nov 15, 2018 Twitter Web Client 586 Retweets 2.4K Likes

My New Rich Client

Javascript Linux Frontend

1 month ago 48.2K views 0 shares

myNewRichClient | web-memes, design-memes, website-memes, react-memes, cli-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

[text] 641 New Client D Ij Active now e want a new design for my website e What are your charges 6 My maximum budget is 100009 Tap and hold to react 2000 Y

Markedsafe

Linux

1 month ago 39.1K views 0 shares

markedsafe | programmer-memes, program-memes, cli-memes, bot-memes, robots-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

[text] Young Elon To replace programmers with Robots clients will have to accurately describe what they want. Were safe.

Thatone Client

Linux Testing Frontend

1 month ago 57.0K views 0 shares

thatoneClient | computer-memes, web-memes, website-memes, testing-memes, test-memes, list-memes, cli-memes, ecli-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

[text] When client sends a nasty mail on list of issues after testing the website on IE in his decade old computer

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