cli Memes

Nothing says "I'm basically a tech wizard" like casually typing commands in a terminal while non-programmers watch in awe. Money and status? Pathetic. But watching someone's eyes widen as you cd into a directory and run ls -la ? Pure, unfiltered dopamine. The best part is when you throw in some completely unnecessary commands just for the theatrical effect. sudo something. Anything. Watch them gasp.

Terminal users rejecting the simple ls command in favor of the more verbose $~ Show me the contents of the folder is peak AI prompt era nonsense. Next thing you know they'll be typing "Please, kind terminal, would you be so gracious as to display all hidden files" instead of ls -la . The efficiency is just... gone.

Nobody memorizes those tar flags. We just mentally translate them to "German beer guy compressing files." The 'c' is for create, 'x' is for extract, and 'z' is for gzip compression, but who has time for that? After 15 years in the terminal, I still mutter "create ze file" and "extrakt ze file" in a terrible accent while praying the command works. And if it doesn't? Just add more flags until something happens!

HONEY, PLEASE! Why waste precious milliseconds of your life clicking on fancy browser icons when you can just wget your way to internet glory?! 💅 The top panel shows a disgusted rejection of Chrome, Firefox, Edge, Safari, and Opera like they're last season's JavaScript frameworks. Meanwhile, the bottom panel reveals the TRUE internet connoisseur's choice - commanding the web through terminal like the ABSOLUTE ROYALTY you are. Who needs pretty UIs when you can feel like a hacker god with one command line? Terminal browsers - for when you're just TOO EVOLVED for graphics!