cli Memes

It Feels Like ASMR
Debugging Bash Windows Programming Linux
23 hours ago 56.5K views 0 shares
It Feels Like ASMR
The duality of every developer's existence captured in one furry package. You claim to want minimalism—clean code, elegant solutions, zen-like simplicity—but then proceed to clear your terminal for the 3,141,592nd time because your debugging session looks like someone dropped a math textbook into a blender. Nothing quite hits that dopamine receptor like watching all your error messages vanish into the void with a quick clear or cls command. It's not fixing the problem, but it sure feels like progress!

First You Touch Then You Cat
Linux Bash Programming
9 days ago 82.2K views 0 shares
First You Touch Then You Cat
Unix nerds will get this instantly while Windows users wonder why we're obsessed with felines. The joke is a play on two essential Linux/Unix commands: touch creates empty files, and cat displays file contents. So yes, first you touch file.txt to create it, then you cat file.txt to see what's inside. The kitten's expectant face is exactly how we look at the terminal hoping our code didn't break something important.

Git Is Easy Ijust Click Merge Then Force Push
Linux Backend
24 days ago 15.9K views 0 shares
gitIsEasyIJustClickMergeThenForcePush | git-memes, cli-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content GIT ISEASY JUST CLICK MERGE THEN CLICK FORCE PUSH imarie.com

Just Got Accepted Into Mc Faang
Python Linux Debugging Databases Backend
25 days ago 87.4K views 0 shares
justGotAcceptedIntoMcFAANG | engineer-memes, engineering-memes, debugging-memes, bug-memes, machine-memes, data-memes, sql-memes, database-memes, list-memes, algorithm-memes, debug-memes, algorithms-memes, cli-memes, mac-memes, pip-memes, nosql-memes, pipeline-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content After thousands of applications, I just accepted an offer from a McFAANG company! Shitpost Don't want to specify which one, but I'm super excited to finally be working at a top tier McFAANG company! I will be in a Forward Deployed Food Engineering Specialist role! Some of my job responsibilities include: Building ETL pipelines to extract frozen patties from the FREEZER database and transforming them into ready made burgers Deriving insights and analysis on client orders from the cash register Managing real-time NoSQL (No Salt Queue Layer) deployments for french fry processing Maintaining high-throughput IO operations at drive-through queuing interface while ensuring sub-60-second response times Implementing mission-critical data cleaning protocols using proprietary mop-based algorithms Debugging ice cream machines I'm extremely excited to receive a base TC of over 280k (per decade) for my first job out of college! If anyone wants some tips or tricks, feel free to ask

Agile Resume Development
Linux Debugging
26 days ago 16.0K views 0 shares
agileResumeDevelopment | code-memes, development-memes, fix-memes, cli-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content What my resume says a day after I got laid off What my resume says after 7 months of applying for jobs I DID MY DOB. WROTE CODE, FIXED DEFECTS. ETC. I WAS SINGLE HANDEDLY RESPONSIBLE FOR HUNDREDS OF NEW CLIENTS, RESULTING IN BILLIONS OF NET NEW REVENUE. I WROTE ALL OUR CODE AND FIXED ALL THE DEFECTS FROM PAST DEVELOPERS. I INVENTED SAAS.

What Was He Thinking
Linux Debugging Frontend
26 days ago 37.0K views 0 shares
whatWasHeThinking | software-memes, web-memes, engineer-memes, software engineer-memes, fix-memes, cli-memes, IT-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content chrisk5000 chrisk5000 Almost made fun of an electrician today like "is it an electrician's guild rule that you have to perform 5 minutes of ritual complaining about What Was The Previous Electrician Thinking before you're allowed to fix anything?" but then I remembered I'm a software engineer 6:25 PM Nov 15, 2018 Twitter Web Client 586 Retweets 2.4K Likes

My New Rich Client
Javascript Linux Frontend
29 days ago 29.2K views 0 shares
myNewRichClient | web-memes, design-memes, website-memes, react-memes, cli-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] 641 New Client D Ij Active now e want a new design for my website e What are your charges 6 My maximum budget is 100009 Tap and hold to react 2000 Y

Markedsafe
Linux
1 month ago 17.7K views 0 shares
markedsafe | programmer-memes, program-memes, cli-memes, bot-memes, robots-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] Young Elon To replace programmers with Robots clients will have to accurately describe what they want. Were safe.

Thatone Client
Linux Testing Frontend
1 month ago 24.2K views 0 shares
thatoneClient | computer-memes, web-memes, website-memes, testing-memes, test-memes, list-memes, cli-memes, ecli-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] When client sends a nasty mail on list of issues after testing the website on IE in his decade old computer

For Your Own Good
Linux
1 month ago 9.2K views 0 shares
forYourOwnGood | cli-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] Giving 100 during By your last two weeks Giving 050 to get everyone 3 acclimated to W your replacement

This Website Doesnt Use Cookies
Linux Frontend
1 month ago 20.1K views 0 shares
thisWebsiteDoesntUseCookies | web-memes, website-memes, cli-memes, cookie-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] This website doesrit use cookies. g O T . G L TS 2Ly . CLICK

Stop Doing Github
Linux Backend
1 month ago 15.4K views 0 shares
stopDoingGithub | coding-memes, developer-memes, code-memes, program-memes, git-memes, github-memes, pdf-memes, cli-memes, fork-memes, IT-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] STOP DOING GITHUB PROGRAMS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE SECRET CLUBS. e YEARS OF DOUBLECLICK RUN yet NO REALWORLD USE FOUND for sharing code. e Wanted to share text anyway for a laugh We had a tool for that it was called PDF FILES e Yes please give me a .py file. Please open a PULL REQUEST for me. Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged LOOK at what Developers have been demanding for your Respect for all this time with commits that make as much sense as hieroglyphics This is REAL coding done by REAL developers 227 Hello would like a fork to execute please They have played us for absolute fools