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College professors living in 2010. Rejecting modern frameworks and buzzwords with a dismissive hand, but absolutely glowing at the prospect of making students implement bubble sort for the 47th time. Nothing says "preparing you for the industry" like coding algorithms nobody's written from scratch since the Bush administration.

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When someone asks how explicit you are with your variable declarations and you respond by declaring a constant integer named FIVE with the value 5... *chef's kiss* 💋 The sheer redundancy! The beautiful, unnecessary verbosity! Why use implicit typing when you can spell out EVERY. SINGLE. DETAIL? It's like writing a novel when a tweet would do, but honestly? The contemplative dog staring into the sunset really captures the existential weight of this life choice. Some people write `const FIVE = 5`, others write `let x = 5`, but you? You're out here declaring `const int FIVE = 5` like you're documenting the laws of mathematics itself. Absolute legend behavior.

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Ah, the inevitable JavaScript invasion question! The Social Security system runs on COBOL because it was built when dinosaurs roamed Silicon Valley. COBOL's delightful Y2K-ready feature: missing dates default to 1875, creating phantom 150-year-old benefit recipients. Meanwhile, JavaScript developers are wondering why they can't rewrite critical government infrastructure using npm packages that break every Tuesday. Because nothing says "reliable pension system" like a framework that's deprecated faster than milk expires. The real tragedy? If Social Security was written in JavaScript, those 150-year-olds would be getting NaN dollars per month while the system tries to figure out if their birthdate is truthy.