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As God Intended
Networking Webdev Debugging Backend
4 days ago 84.2K views 0 shares
As God Intended
Oh. My. GOD! Someone's actually using the 400 status code instead of just slapping 500 on everything like a lazy barbarian! 💅 The sheer AUDACITY of this developer to actually use proper HTTP status codes! It's like watching a unicorn do calculus—RARE and BEAUTIFUL. The rest of us are over here throwing Internal Server Errors at our users like confetti while this absolute LEGEND is categorizing client errors with surgical precision. I'm not crying, YOU'RE crying! This level of API etiquette should be framed and hung in the Louvre!

How Your Webdev Boyfriend Makes Money
Webdev Programming Debugging Frontend Backend
5 days ago 56.6K views 0 shares
How Your Webdev Boyfriend Makes Money
The secret financial strategy of web developers finally exposed! A basic client-server diagram showing a request and... wait for it... a "Reponse" (yes, that typo is the entire business model). Every web dev knows charging by the hour while debugging your own spelling mistakes is the real passive income stream. The client never needs to know those 4 hours of "complex backend optimization" was just you frantically googling "how to spell response in French" because you committed the typo to production and now you're too embarrassed to admit it.

HTTP Standards Committee Dropout's Revenge
Backend Webdev Networking Programming
11 days ago 80.9K views 0 shares
HTTP Standards Committee Dropout's Revenge
The developer who created this API documentation deserves a special place in HTTP hell. They've somehow managed to make status codes even more confusing by inventing their own bizarre numbering system. Standard HTTP has nice, clean codes like 200 (OK), 404 (Not Found), and 500 (Server Error). But this madlad decided "200 OR 1000" means success? And what's with all those 1000+ codes that read like someone's therapy session? "Room Rates field cannot be null or empty" isn't a status code—it's a passive-aggressive note from your micromanaging coworker. This is what happens when you let someone design an API after they've been rejected from the HTTP standards committee. Next they'll be telling us 418 (I'm a teapot) is too mainstream and replacing it with "2077: Brewing device self-identifies as kettle."

Sperms Are Just Files
Networking Programming Databases Backend
13 days ago 70.3K views 0 shares
Sperms Are Just Files
The ultimate biological-to-tech translation nobody asked for! From humble 40MB files to servers with absurd throughput speeds—this is what happens when developers spend too much time coding and not enough time in health class. That 201 HTTP response though? *Chef's kiss* Perfect analogy for "Created Successfully." Next time your app gets that status code, just remember you're basically witnessing digital conception. Congrats, you're a server parent now!

Just Use Curl
Bash Networking Devops Programming Backend
13 days ago 94.7K views 0 shares
Just Use Curl
Ah yes, the eternal battle between fancy API tools and command-line purists. Postman gives you a slick UI, request history, environment variables, and team collaboration. Meanwhile, grizzled terminal veterans are just sitting there like "curl -X POST -H 'Content-Type: application/json' -d '{\"why\":\"so_complicated\"}'" and calling it a day. After 15 years in the trenches, I've learned that sometimes the simplest tool is all you need... until your curl command spans 7 lines and you can't remember what the hell those flags do anymore.

The Ultimate API Endpoint Workaround
Programming Networking Security
15 days ago 102.7K views 0 shares
The Ultimate API Endpoint Workaround
This guy just bypassed the age validation with a brilliant regex-like workaround! When most would give up at the 30 > 23 comparison, he identified that emails have no age restriction—the classic "if (rejected) { try_alternative_route(); }" pattern. It's the programming equivalent of getting a 403 Forbidden response and immediately checking if there's an unprotected API endpoint. Smooth operator found the backdoor in the authentication flow!

Vote For Errors
Webdev Networking Programming Backend
21 days ago 76.9K views 1 shares
Vote For Errors
Ah, HTTP status code humor. The perfect intersection of web development and dad jokes. 404 is "not found" but somehow found its way to the polls, while 403 is "forbidden" from voting. The pun is so bad it deserves its own stack trace. This is what happens when developers are allowed to make jokes outside of code comments. At least no one mentioned 418 - I'm a teapot. That would've really stirred things up.

Secrets Unraveled
Webdev Networking Frontend Backend
23 days ago 102.5K views 0 shares
Secrets Unraveled
The secret to web developer wealth revealed: sending a "Request" and getting paid for a "Reponse" (yes, with that magnificent typo). This is basically the world's simplest business model - ask server for money, server gives money back. If only it were that easy! The real irony is that most webdev boyfriends are actually sending thousands of requests just to get a response that says "404: Money Not Found." The relationship between client and server is the only stable relationship in their lives.

Insecure
Security Webdev Networking Programming Frontend
24 days ago 107.4K views 0 shares
Insecure
The perfect answer to "What screams 'I'm insecure'?" - just a naked HTTP link with no SSL/TLS protection. That poor little protocol is basically walking around the internet without pants on, exposing all its data packets for everyone to see. Security professionals are having heart palpitations right now. Nothing says "please steal my credentials" quite like sending your password over plain HTTP. It's the digital equivalent of writing your bank PIN on a billboard.

Which One
Networking Iot Security Devops Programming
25 days ago 91.0K views 0 shares
Which One
This meme perfectly captures the chaotic reality of network protocols for programmers! 😂 The joke here is that when someone says "Please follow protocol," they're asking you to follow a set of rules or procedures. But for programmers, the word "protocol" triggers an existential crisis because there are so many different networking protocols to choose from! The image shows a menacing character (from what appears to be an anime) with various protocol names floating around - TCP, UDP, HTTP, MQTT, Bluetooth, etc. - representing the overwhelming number of communication protocols programmers need to deal with. It's like asking "which restaurant should we go to?" and getting bombarded with every restaurant in a 50-mile radius. The meme perfectly captures that moment of "Wait, which protocol are you talking about? I know like 20 different ones!" Every programmer who's had to work with networking or IoT has felt this pain - staring into the abyss of protocols and wondering which one is the right choice for their specific use case. And just when you think you've mastered them all, a new one appears!

Shouting Stop Not Gonna Stop Me
Javascript Android php Java Linux
26 days ago 101.1K views 0 shares
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Another One Escaped The Matrix
Python Linux Backend
1 month ago 47.6K views 0 shares
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