Praying For Todo List Unicorn Status

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Praying For Todo List Unicorn Status

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That desperate moment when you've helped your friend build yet another todo list app (because the world definitely needs more of those), and now your entire financial future depends on VCs mistaking it for the next Notion. The prayer hands emoji really sells the desperation – like "please let this basic CRUD app with a gradient button somehow become worth billions before my landlord evicts me." The best part? The unspoken agreement that if it fails, you're both going back to debugging legacy PHP for enterprise.

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