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The Trojan Horse of software development, except instead of Greek warriors, it's filled with AI-generated spaghetti code that nobody wants to maintain. Loop engineering is basically the art of wrapping your entire codebase in while loops until something works, while the "AI slop" inside represents all those ChatGPT-generated functions you copy-pasted at 3 AM without understanding. Meanwhile, the "vibe coder" is chilling at the gates, vibing with their Spotify playlist, writing code based purely on intuition and aesthetic rather than actual software engineering principles. The whole contraption is labeled "Software Engineering" because, let's be real, this is what 90% of modern development looks like. The wooden horse wheels? That's your CI/CD pipeline—it works, but you're not entirely sure how or why, and you're too afraid to touch it.

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