csv Memes

Tariffs On Your Spreadsheets
Databases Programming Backend
3 days ago 76.4K views 0 shares
Tariffs On Your Spreadsheets
BREAKING: The data economy just hit a WALL! 💀 Imagine thinking your innocent little comma-separated values were exempt from international trade wars! The horror! Your precious spreadsheet data now costs 25% more to import because SOMEONE decided CSV files are a national security threat. Data analysts everywhere are SCREAMING into their mechanical keyboards right now. Next thing you know, they'll be taxing JSON and XML too! Is nothing sacred anymore?! The digital apocalypse is upon us!

The Comma Sabotage Strategy
Security Programming Databases
1 month ago 101.8K views 0 shares
The Comma Sabotage Strategy
Ah, weaponizing CSV parsing vulnerabilities—the chaotic neutral approach to security. Adding commas to your password is like putting a tiny landmine in a data breach. When hackers eventually dump the database and try to process it as a CSV file, those commas will shift all the columns and utterly destroy their neat little spreadsheet of stolen credentials. It's both brilliant and completely unhinged. Like sure, your account is still compromised, but at least you've ruined some hacker's day with unexpected field separators. The digital equivalent of putting glitter in an envelope—technically not stopping the crime, just making it way more annoying to commit.

Web Dev Reference List
Javascript Python Frontend Backend
2 months ago 124.4K views 0 shares
webDevReferenceList | html-memes, web-memes, loc-memes, json-memes, excel-memes, list-memes, csv-memes, http-memes, url-memes, ML-memes, language-memes, cs-memes, graph-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] Web Develooment Acron Sgms A Convenient Reference Li i Cascading Something Something HTTP H per Tex Thmj Protocol HTTPS Hy er Text Thm Protocol but S ecial HTML Hyer Text Mu e Language Tke Domcument URL Umm... Resource Locator JSON Tavascripts Son PNG Picture No... Graphics SVG Somekinda Vector m Guessing FTP FILe TlrmjarabOb Pr0cess SDK Sorry Don Know SAL Theetuef o PRAL resumbl cSv Excel File That Was Saved Aein

Graphics Vs Jraphics
Backend
4 months ago 30.6K views 0 shares
graphicsVsJraphics | rest-memes, csv-memes, IT-memes, cs-memes, graph-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content AFTER THE REVOLUTION, THEY WENT DOOR TO DOOR WITH A CARD. ON IT WERE THREE LETTERS. READ IT OUT LOUD. JIF FOR SOME, THAT WAS ALL. THE REST OF US, WE DIED WITH OUR HONOR. BORS

What Awaste Of Time
Python Debugging Testing Frontend Backend
4 months ago 30.5K views 0 shares
whatAWasteOfTime | python-memes, data-memes, csv-memes, error-memes, header-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Education Industrial Complex: you need to learn math Me who can import math in one line of python: import math import csv Load CSV data filename "catvomitdata.cv" ItFactor time 1 with open(filename, "r") as file: reader csv. reader (file) headers next (reader) Store the headers fol for row in reader: if row 0 0: ItFactor.append (math. atan2 (row 3, row 7) row 2) time.append (row1) elif row0 0: ItFactor.append (-math. atan2 (row 3, row7) row 21) time. append (row1) else: print ("ERROR IN VOMIT SENSOR!! HAVE TONY REPLACE BATT Plot results for Vet who says this isn't an emergency plt.figure() plt.scatter (time, Itfactor) plt.title('Sick Cat Emergency Vomit Viscosity Off!') plt.xlabel( 'Time',fontsize FS) pit.ylabel( "Hemmelmans (L)') plt. show()

Code Is Obsolete
Python Debugging Testing Backend Cloud
5 months ago 65.7K views 0 shares
codeIsObsolete | code-memes, errors-memes, data-memes, pandas-memes, api-memes, csv-memes, date-memes, datetime-memes, error-memes, pip-memes, pipeline-memes, cs-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content "Our no-code solution lets you easily create data pipelines from a config" The config: BrookLyn Anticapital Habitat Defense Systems "Workflow": "UserTransactionsPipeline", "Instructions": "import pandas as pd", "df pd.readcsv ("USER TRANSACTIONS SNAPSHOT. csv)" "df.dropna(subset'id deprecated 'column9', inplaceTrue)" "df'productcode' df'product . apply (lambda x: x. strip() . lower ())", "df df df ' amount e", "df'occurredat' pd. todatetime (df 'occurredat', errors 'coerce')" "df. tosq1 ('usertransactions", conengine, ifexists'append")"

No Sqldband Its Just Excel
Databases Backend
7 months ago 31.8K views 0 shares
noSQLDBandItsJustExcel | sql-memes, excel-memes, csv-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes, nosql-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Wanda, I wish I had spider-man powers Noooooo, Timmy, that's dangerous, you could put at risks all of humanity Cosmo, I wish to corrupt every single excel and CSV file that exists LOL, Great idea, Timmy, let's see what happens

Jr Dev Vs Machine Learning
Programming
9 months ago 17.9K views 0 shares
jrDevVsMachineLearning | program-memes, machine-memes, data-memes, csv-memes, mac-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content JUNiOR S DEV MACHiNE LEARNiNG Challenge: Write a program that calculates the area of rectangles. decaf, please ) 1 COFFEE 3 MiNUTES 9 CSV, please 5TBODATA 60 HOURS TRAiNiNG 3 x CALC 12 Daniel Stor; turnoff.us 3 4 CAL C 11.997459.

When your java web scraping task accidentally pulls the entire internet
Java Microsoft Frontend Backend
9 months ago 13.4K views 0 shares
When your java web scraping task accidentally pulls the entire internet | computer-memes, java-memes, web-memes, program-memes, data-memes, password-memes, excel-memes, api-memes, csv-memes, date-memes, internet-memes, microsoft-memes, ide-memes, cs-memes, space-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Eb Computer a sdrivi Organize w extract all files 4 Favorites Downloads OneDrive Desktop a Recent Places Cal Libraries Eil Documents Music Pictures El Videos DevTeam Dylan results NPPESDataDisseminationDecember2017.zip Type Compressed size Password ... Size npidata20050523-20171210.cv Microsoft Excel Comma S... a, npidata U0D0D23-ZULIZIUrIle... Microsott excel comma ... NPPES Data Dissemination Pu... Adobe Acrobat Document NPPES Data Dissemination Pu... Adobe Acrobat Document 633,480 KB No 2KB No 256 KB No 394 KB No a 83 - 4p Search IF.. gEE Ratio 807,167,540,846,473 KB 100 12 KB 00 337 KB 25 509 KB 23 Date modified 12122017 1:58 AM 12122017 1:58 AM 12122017 1:58 AM 12122017 1:58 AM Copy Folder here is not enough space on Desktop. You need an additional 34 Pb to copy th 83 Desktop Shows the files, folders, program shortcuts, and other items on the desktop. Try Again Cancel npidata 20050523-20171210.cv Compressed size: 618 MB Ratio: 100 Date modified: 12122017 1:58 AM Type: Microsoft Excel Comma Separated Values File

So in my haste to do some analysis on some csvs, I may have accidently Excel'd my computer
Databases Microsoft Backend
10 months ago 20.5K views 0 shares
So in my haste to do some analysis on some csvs, I may have accidently Excel'd my computer | developer-memes, computer-memes, sql-memes, excel-memes, list-memes, powershell-memes, shell-memes, csv-memes, microsoft-memes, ide-memes, notepad++-memes, cs-memes, notepad-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content BALLS DISOL hosts DRiLL

The new type of SQL injection
Databases Frontend Backend
12 months ago 22.9K views 0 shares
The new type of SQL injection | web-memes, password-memes, sql-memes, csv-memes, IT-memes, credentials-memes, twitter-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content vx-underground vxunderground Insert commas into your password so when your credentials are dumped into a CSV it breaks it 10:28 am 06 Oct 22 Twitter Web App

More Like It
Python
1 year ago 13.4K views 0 shares
moreLikeIt | program-memes, data-memes, csv-memes, mac-memes, train-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content JUNiOR G DEV MACHiNE LEARNiNG Challenge: Write a program that calculates the area of rectangles. decaf, please 1 COFFEE 3 MiNUTES Cs, please 5TB oF DATA 60 HOURS TRAiNiNG 4 CAL C 11.997459. Daniel Stor; turnoff.us