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Glorified CSV

2 days ago 95.6K views 0 shares

Let's be honest - JSON is what happens when you give CSV a makeover and tell it to wear a suit to the interview. Sure, it's got fancy curly braces and proper nesting, but strip away the syntactic sugar and what do you have? The same damn tabular data with extra steps. Every frontend dev who's spent hours parsing nested JSON only to flatten it into a simple table for display knows that feeling of "why did we even bother?" Meanwhile, TOML and YAML are sitting in the corner wondering why JSON gets all the attention when they've been better options all along. The cat's reaction perfectly captures that moment when you realize your API could've just returned a simple CSV and saved everyone 40% of the bandwidth.

That Just Sounds Like CSV With Extra Steps

Programming Webdev Javascript Databases Frontend

4 days ago 117.9K views 0 shares

That Just Sounds Like CSV With Extra Steps

The eternal cycle of data format reinvention continues. TOON appears to be yet another attempt to make data more readable than JSON, which itself was supposed to be more readable than XML, which was more readable than... you get the idea. The kicker? TOON uses 154 chars while JSON needs 412 for the same data. Sure, it's more compact, but at what cost? Another syntax to learn, another parser to debug at 2AM when production breaks. The Rick and Morty reaction perfectly captures that weary sigh of "here we go again" that echoes through developer souls whenever someone announces they've invented a revolutionary new data format.

The CSV Delimiter Paradox

Programming Debugging Testing Databases

21 days ago 152.4K views 0 shares

Fighting imposter syndrome? Take comfort in knowing that somewhere out there, a "professional" developer is using commas as both the delimiter AND the data in their CSV files. That's like using a door as both the entrance AND the wall. Pure chaos. The parser screams in binary. Data integrity weeps silently in the corner. And yet, they're still employed with "years of experience." Sleep well tonight knowing your bar-to-clear is literally on the ground.

All Hail The True Database King

Databases Programming Backend

2 months ago 233.1K views 0 shares

Ah, the eternal throne room of data storage, where CSV sits as the reluctant monarch. While Postgres kneels before the throne with actual database capabilities, Excel and HyperCard stand guard like knights who peaked in high school. Meanwhile, Google Sheets, Access, and Airtable huddle on the floor like peasants who think they'll someday be invited to dinner. The real joke? We all complain about CSV's lack of typing, relations, and basic sanity checks, yet it's outlived every "proper" database solution we've thrown at it. It's the cockroach of data formats - nuclear war wouldn't kill it, just create more variants with inconsistent delimiters.

What Pandas Actually Do

Python Programming Debugging

5 months ago 224.9K views 0 shares

Let's be honest, nobody uses Pandas for actual data analysis. We just import it, spend 6 hours fighting with dataframes, then realize our CSV is actually just 3 rows that could've been handled with a dictionary. But hey, at least we get to feel like data scientists while we gently roll down the hill of despair into deadline panic.

Code These Vibes (And Leak Those Passwords)

Security Vim Programming

6 months ago 261.9K views 1 shares

Code These Vibes (And Leak Those Passwords)

Oh sweet summer child! That "white dot" is the file being modified indicator—basically screaming "HEY, YOU HAVEN'T SAVED YOUR CHANGES YET!" But the real horror show? This person is casually displaying their plaintext password file for all of Reddit to see. Nothing says "hack me please" like showing off your passwords.csv with actual credentials. Somewhere, a security engineer is having heart palpitations while david13, john87, and friends are about to learn a valuable lesson about information sharing.

The World If Excel Encoded CSV Using UTF-8

Microsoft Windows Programming Debugging Databases

6 months ago 233.8K views 0 shares

The World If Excel Encoded CSV Using UTF-8

BEHOLD! The utopian future we were ROBBED of because Excel insists on using Latin-1 encoding for CSV files instead of UTF-8! 🙄 We could've had flying cars, space elevators, and gleaming futuristic cities, but NOOO! Instead, we're stuck debugging weird characters like "Ã©" and "â€™" every time someone dares to use a non-English character in their spreadsheet! The AUDACITY of Microsoft to keep us in the dark ages with their encoding choices! This is why we can't have nice things, people!

Future Of Cursor Software Engineers

AI Security Programming

6 months ago 244.9K views 0 shares

That's not a white dot, that's Cursor AI sharing your plaintext password file with every hacker on the planet. Nothing says "security professional" like storing credentials in a CSV file named "passwords.csv" and then asking about UI elements while exposing it. Somewhere, a security engineer just felt a disturbance in the force and doesn't know why.

Tariffs On Your Spreadsheets

Databases Programming Backend

6 months ago 256.2K views 0 shares

BREAKING: The data economy just hit a WALL! 💀 Imagine thinking your innocent little comma-separated values were exempt from international trade wars! The horror! Your precious spreadsheet data now costs 25% more to import because SOMEONE decided CSV files are a national security threat. Data analysts everywhere are SCREAMING into their mechanical keyboards right now. Next thing you know, they'll be taxing JSON and XML too! Is nothing sacred anymore?! The digital apocalypse is upon us!

The Comma Sabotage Strategy

Security Programming Databases

7 months ago 227.2K views 0 shares

Ah, weaponizing CSV parsing vulnerabilities—the chaotic neutral approach to security. Adding commas to your password is like putting a tiny landmine in a data breach. When hackers eventually dump the database and try to process it as a CSV file, those commas will shift all the columns and utterly destroy their neat little spreadsheet of stolen credentials. It's both brilliant and completely unhinged. Like sure, your account is still compromised, but at least you've ruined some hacker's day with unexpected field separators. The digital equivalent of putting glitter in an envelope—technically not stopping the crime, just making it way more annoying to commit.

Web Dev Reference List

Javascript Python Frontend Backend

9 months ago 282.3K views 0 shares

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Graphics Vs Jraphics

Backend

10 months ago 91.3K views 0 shares

graphicsVsJraphics | rest-memes, csv-memes, IT-memes, cs-memes, graph-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content AFTER THE REVOLUTION, THEY WENT DOOR TO DOOR WITH A CARD. ON IT WERE THREE LETTERS. READ IT OUT LOUD. JIF FOR SOME, THAT WAS ALL. THE REST OF US, WE DIED WITH OUR HONOR. BORS

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