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The Dark Side Of W3
php Webdev Csharp Programming Backend
11 months ago 344.9K views 0 shares
The Dark Side Of W3
THE AUDACITY! W3Schools pretending to teach us C# with an .php file extension in the URL, then switching to PHP with an .asp extension?! The ULTIMATE BETRAYAL of web development! It's like ordering a pizza and getting a sandwich wrapped in pizza box. The irony is so thick you could compile it into an executable and it would STILL throw errors. Whoever spotted this deserves a medal for exposing the web development equivalent of wearing socks with sandals. PURE CHAOS!

The Conference Only Your Computer Can Attend
Webdev Programming Debugging Backend Frontend
1 year ago 317.3K views 0 shares
The Conference Only Your Computer Can Attend
Ah, the prestigious VibeCode Conference, where you can register right now at... localhost. Sure, I'll just hop on over to my own machine to sign up for an event that exists exclusively in my development environment. Nothing says "professional event planning" like forgetting to change the URL from development to production. I guess the only attendees will be 127.0.0.1 and ::1.

URL Purists Unite
Webdev Microsoft Frontend Programming
1 year ago 310.7K views 3 shares
URL Purists Unite
Look at those URLs. First one's got that "/en/" in there like it's some kind of passport check. Second one? Clean. Pristine. Beautiful. Nothing says "I'm a URL purist" like manually stripping language codes from your bookmarks. Sure, the site will probably redirect you anyway, but it's the principle that matters. Seven years of web development and I'm still fighting with URLs like they owe me money. And don't get me started on those who put language codes in the domain instead of the path...

URL Parameters: The Ultimate Security Protocol
Security Webdev Backend Frontend Programming
1 year ago 328.5K views 1 shares
URL Parameters: The Ultimate Security Protocol
Look at that URL parameter: isGina=false . Some developer really said "let's just hardcode user identity in the query string" and called it a day. Security through obscurity at its finest! Next time Gina forgets her password, she just needs to hack the URL to isGina=true and boom—instant access. Who needs authentication when you can just tell the system who you are? Somewhere a security engineer is having a panic attack while the intern who wrote this is proudly adding "implemented user authentication system" to their resume.

Web Dev Reference List
Javascript Python Frontend Backend
1 year ago 462.9K views 0 shares
webDevReferenceList | html-memes, web-memes, loc-memes, json-memes, excel-memes, list-memes, csv-memes, http-memes, url-memes, ML-memes, language-memes, cs-memes, graph-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] Web Develooment Acron Sgms A Convenient Reference Li i Cascading Something Something HTTP H per Tex Thmj Protocol HTTPS Hy er Text Thm Protocol but S ecial HTML Hyer Text Mu e Language Tke Domcument URL Umm... Resource Locator JSON Tavascripts Son PNG Picture No... Graphics SVG Somekinda Vector m Guessing FTP FILe TlrmjarabOb Pr0cess SDK Sorry Don Know SAL Theetuef o PRAL resumbl cSv Excel File That Was Saved Aein

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Say No To Curlyb Racism
Programming
1 year ago 273.4K views 0 shares
sayNoToCurlybRacism | code-memes, url-memes, curl-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content What curly bracists claim to believe if condition do stuff ( domorestuff () ? else dosomethingelse() doonelastthing() Yep! Everything's fine This is perfectly understandable code. if condition: do stuff () do more stuff( else: dosomethingelse() doonelastthing( WHAT IS THIS ????? I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS THIS SUPOSED TO DO ????? HOW DO PEOPLE CODE LIKE THIS ????? HELP ME !!!! I'M SCARED!

The Coconut Is Also Stolen
Backend
1 year ago 114.0K views 0 shares
theCoconutIsAlsoStolen | api-memes, http-memes, url-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content OpenAl deepseek Please install OpenAT SDK first: import OpenAl from "openai" const openai new OpenAI ( baseURL: https:api.deepseek.com' : " DeepSeek API Keys' "npir anstall openai );

English Plus Plus
Backend
1 year ago 280.3K views 0 shares
englishPlusPlus | string-memes, function-memes, api-memes, class-memes, url-memes, curl-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 24 void function in the classAPI that will::initCur10)- 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 the variable handle is to theresult of the function named curleasyinit();- if.the. (thandle).isn't- thenprintfthe string:"curl couldnt init"):- and then return nothing; .1-

My Language Can Beat Up Your Language
Programming
1 year ago 155.1K views 0 shares
myLanguageCanBeatUpYourLanguage | programming-memes, program-memes, hardware-memes, url-memes, language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Mc NOOOO! You have to use my favourite languageoshardware or you're programming wrong Gatekeeping in Programming is stupid 34 34 Gatekeeping in Programming is stupid 14 14 0.1 1O scote 55 2 2 70 85 100 115 130 0.1 145

Least Paranoid Cybersecurity Major
Linux
1 year ago 176.9K views 0 shares
leastParanoidCybersecurityMajor | virus-memes, security-memes, url-memes, cli-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content assume you've heard of virustotal 19:57 M No 20:08 Explain 20:08 oh 20:08 that's like the most famous virus checker site 20:08 W thought you'd want to know about it 20:08 M httos:www.virustotal.comquihome url 20:09 W That looks sUs 20:53 I aint clicking 20:53

Believe It Or Not He Has Aphd
Testing
1 year ago 173.6K views 1 shares
believeItOrNotHeHasAPhd | test-memes, url-memes, IT-memes, bot-memes, robots-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Pastor Chris PastorChrisLive Jul 29 Modern Chat-gpt is worthless and so is the education of all the student's using it to graduate. Robots can never have real intelligence. I'm personally in top 90, I'd like to see Al beat that. TestYourlQ.org Results Your IQ is 90 25 60 0 57 17, 42 100 183 120 140 da 14K

When Your Laptop Dies
Programming
1 year ago 379.2K views 0 shares
whenYourLaptopDies | code-memes, computer-memes, lines of code-memes, url-memes, ide-memes, laptop-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Me: just wrote 200 unsaved lines of code My computer: I have decided that I want to die.

Dell UltraSharp U4025QW
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