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Future Of Software Development If GPT Bros Win
AI Programming Debugging
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Future Of Software Development If GPT Bros Win
The dystopian nightmare has arrived! Behold the new job title of our generation: "Prompt Engineer" – that poor soul desperately begging an AI to spit out valid JSON without hallucinating random garbage. Look at those tears! That's the face of someone who spent 6 years getting a Computer Science degree only to end up writing "bro please" and "I'm begging you" in their prompts. Their entire career now hinges on whether ChatGPT wakes up feeling cooperative or chaotic that day. We've gone from writing code to writing prayers to the AI gods! The ultimate career downgrade – from software developer to AI therapist/beggar.

Error Never Definition Not Found
Security Webdev Javascript
2 days ago 71.2K views 0 shares
Error Never Definition Not Found
BREAKING NEWS: Firefox caught in the most scandalous case of split personality EVER! 🔥 The browser smugly claims it "never has, never will" sell your data while its source code LITERALLY contains the exact same promise! The audacity! The drama! The complete lack of contradiction! Meanwhile, Chrome is in the corner selling your browsing history to seven different ad networks before you've even finished reading this sentence. Firefox is that friend who makes a big show about not gossiping and then actually... doesn't gossip. How DARE they be consistent?!

I See No Difference
Databases Webdev Javascript Programming Backend
2 days ago 81.9K views 0 shares
I See No Difference
The corporate world wants us to believe JSON and NoSQL databases are different technologies, but developers know better. It's like asking what's the difference between a filing cabinet and... a filing cabinet. Both store unstructured data in key-value pairs, both make schema changes trivial, and both make database purists cry themselves to sleep at night. MongoDB is basically just JSON with extra steps and a marketing team. Next they'll tell us arrays and lists are completely different concepts!

The Full Stack Illusion
Backend Webdev Javascript Programming Frontend
3 days ago 79.2K views 0 shares
The Full Stack Illusion
The heroic handshake between Frontend and Backend devs with JSON as their sacred treaty is what keeps the internet running. Meanwhile, the "Full Stack" dev is just Tom from Tom & Jerry, hiding under the table and pretending they're equally proficient at both. Sure, they can build an entire app, but with the CSS skills of a backend dev and the database design of a frontend dev. It's the tech equivalent of being mediocre at two instruments instead of mastering one. But hey, companies love hiring one person to do two jobs for 1.2x the salary!

Identity Crisis: SQLite As JSON Storage
Databases Android Ios Javascript Programming
5 days ago 87.5K views 0 shares
Identity Crisis: SQLite As JSON Storage
SQLite having an existential crisis is the most relatable thing ever. Poor little database engine just trying to find its purpose in life, only to discover it's being used as a glorified JSON storage container. That's like hiring a professional chef to make toast. Mobile devs are out here committing database sacrilege - taking a fully-featured relational database with ACID compliance and proper SQL support and just stuffing unstructured JSON blobs into it. The robot's "OH my god" reaction is every database administrator's soul leaving their body when they see SQL queries that could've been replaced with a simple text file.

The Holy Grail Of Document Parsing
AI Programming Databases
9 days ago 87.3K views 0 shares
The Holy Grail Of Document Parsing
Ah, the eternal dev dream: "Can AI just handle all this data conversion crap so I don't have to?" Meanwhile, every developer who's spent weeks building custom parsers for legacy government PDFs is quietly sobbing in the corner. The real treasury isn't money—it's the sanity we lost converting Excel to JSON. Pro tip: if you want to feel true pain, try parsing a PDF that was originally a scanned document from 1997 that someone converted to Word and then back to PDF again.

What's Stopping Your Codebase From Looking Like This
Security Webdev Javascript Programming Databases
10 days ago 76.9K views 0 shares
What's Stopping Your Codebase From Looking Like This
The pristine folder structure in the left panel is the stuff of developer fantasies! A beautifully organized project with logical entity relationships and clear naming conventions. Meanwhile, the actual JSON file on the right is a truncated mess with fields like "password" and "birthdate" just hanging out in plain text. Nothing says "technical debt" quite like storing sensitive user data without proper encryption or hashing. The real answer to "What's stopping your codebase from looking like this?" is probably three deadlines ago, five energy drinks, and that one PM who keeps saying "we'll refactor later."

How Meaningful Are Your File Names Saved On Desktop
Programming Javascript Debugging
17 days ago 72.8K views 0 shares
How Meaningful Are Your File Names Saved On Desktop
The evolution of a developer's naming conventions is a journey of madness. First, we start with the basic Sample.json - clean, simple, forgettable. Then we graduate to Customer_Request_Sample.json when we briefly remember documentation matters. But the final form? json.json - the naming equivalent of giving up completely while somehow making it worse. It's that special moment when you've stared at your code for so long that your brain has completely JSON-ified and you've lost all ability to create meaningful identifiers. The file extension IS the filename now. Checkmate, future me who needs to find this file!

Its Json Bourne
Javascript Webdev Programming Frontend Backend
22 days ago 87.0K views 0 shares
Its Json Bourne
This meme is the perfect collision of action movies and web development! The pun plays on Jason Bourne (the Matt Damon character) and JSON (JavaScript Object Notation) - the data format that haunts every developer's dreams. The curly braces surrounding him are the perfect touch, like he's literally trapped in a JSON object. When your API returns unexpected data at 3 AM, this is exactly the face you make. The only thing more dangerous than a rogue assassin is a missing comma in your JSON structure. At least Jason Bourne can remember who he is after a while - your broken JSON parser never will.

Doge Employee
Javascript Python StackOverflow Frontend Backend
25 days ago 107.0K views 0 shares
Doge Employee
Content Teacher: there are no stupid questions. The class clown: Luke Farritor ® d @LukeFarritor • Dec 10, 2024 Are there LLMs made specifically for parsing things like documents/.../ and converting them from o format to another? • 48 124 © 214 $ 0.78

Web Dev Reference List
Javascript Python Frontend Backend
1 month ago 51.9K views 0 shares
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Who The Fuck Is Jason
Javascript Linux
1 month ago 16.6K views 0 shares
whoTheFuckIsJason | json-memes, thefuck-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content My work bestie asking what JSON is after hearing it on a meeting who the fuck is jason 66 4:35