graph Memes

Shouting Stop Not Gonna Stop Me

shoutingStopNotGonnaStopMe | software-memes, web-memes, website-memes, android-memes, version-memes, apache-memes, express-memes, http-memes, ide-memes, open source-memes, language-memes, graph-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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Okay, let's talk!

Okay, let's talk! | cs-memes, graph-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] ..and Ive already created the graphics 3D models sound effects music and everything else youll need.

The Current Job Market

theCurrentJobMarket | html-memes, css-memes, javascript-memes, software-memes, java-memes, linux-memes, engineer-memes, software engineer-memes, ux-memes, aws-memes, try-memes, node-memes, nodejs-memes, security-memes, sql-memes, angular-memes, spring-memes, mongodb-memes, typescript-memes, bash-memes, docker-memes, selenium-memes, maven-memes, jenkins-memes, mongo-memes, springboot-memes, c#-memes, gcp-memes, ide-memes, ML-memes, terraform-memes, nosql-memes, ci/cd-memes, kubernetes-memes, cs-memes, graph-memes, graphql-memes, tcp-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] 2020 Company We hope you have a pulse because were about to pay you 100k and teach you everything you need to know Me Yay Im a software engineer 2024 Company You must know SQL Java Kubernetes Docker AWS Terraform Jenkins CICD C ServiceNow NoSQL GraphQL Typescript Spring SpringBoot Selenium Maven JUnit Javascript Jest NodeJS MongoDB Angular HTML CSS TCP IP Linux Virtualization TLS GCP Bash have active security clearance masters degree CS or related field and mi um 10 years of experience. Please provide cover letter academic transcript and 3 professional references. Posted now. Entry level role 22.50hr. 800 applications job expired. made with mematic

Web Dev Reference List

webDevReferenceList | html-memes, web-memes, loc-memes, json-memes, excel-memes, list-memes, csv-memes, http-memes, url-memes, ML-memes, language-memes, cs-memes, graph-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] Web Develooment Acron Sgms A Convenient Reference Li i Cascading Something Something HTTP H per Tex Thmj Protocol HTTPS Hy er Text Thm Protocol but S ecial HTML Hyer Text Mu e Language Tke Domcument URL Umm... Resource Locator JSON Tavascripts Son PNG Picture No... Graphics SVG Somekinda Vector m Guessing FTP FILe TlrmjarabOb Pr0cess SDK Sorry Don Know SAL Theetuef o PRAL resumbl cSv Excel File That Was Saved Aein

Git Discussion Bingo

gitDiscussionBingo | linux-memes, design-memes, ux-memes, command-memes, git-memes, github-memes, version-memes, cli-memes, IT-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes, kernel-memes, graph-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content JULIA EVANS bork git discussion bingo WTF is detached HEAD state I hate git git's design is SO elegant I've used git for 10 years and I have no idea how it works commits are immutable snapshots just use magit git is a directed acyclic graph you have to understand the linux kernel dev workflow mercurial is better git is not github subversion was So much worse I only know 5 commands a branch is the CLI just a is badly pointer to designed a commit you should just read Pro Git rewriting history is bad just spend 15 minutes learning git's internals something merge rebase about sucks, only sucks, only "porcelain" use rebase use merge I just do not care how git works content addressed storage subversion was better something about Linus Torvalds I just delete my git repo if I mess it up

Validation Looking Kinda Thicc Tho

validationLookingKindaThiccTho | code-memes, engineer-memes, engineering-memes, bug-memes, security-memes, devs-memes, function-memes, validation-memes, oop-memes, authentication-memes, recursive-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes, bot-memes, documentation-memes, comment-memes, graph-memes, graphql-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content My team's intern just found a critical bug by shitposting in our codebase So our summer intern (who I'm 90 sure is a professional shitposter moonlighting as a dev) just saved our entire authentication service by being, well, an absolute agent of chaos. Background: We have this legacy auth system that's been running since before TikTok existed. No one touches it. It's documented in ancient Sanskrit and COBOL comments. The last guy who understood it fully left to become a yoga instructor in Peru. Enter our intern. First week, he asks why our commit messages are so boring. Starts adding memes to his. Whatever, right? Then he begins leaving comments in the codebase like: This function is older than me and probably pays taxes TODO: Ask if this while loop has health insurance Here lies Sarah's hopes and dreams (2019-2022), killed by this recursive call The senior devs were split between horrified and amused. But here's where it gets good. He's reading through the auth code (because "the commit messages here are too normal, sus") and adds this gem: yo why this token validation looking kinda thicc though fr fr no cap this base64 decode bussin wait... hold up... this ain't bussin at all Turns out his Gen Z spider-sense wasn't just tingling for the memes. Man actually found a validation bypass that's been lurking in our code since Obama's first term. The kind of bug that makes security auditors wake up in cold sweats. The best part? His Jira ticket title: "Auth be acting mad sus rn no cap frfr (Critical Security Issue)" The worst part? We now have to explain to the CEO why "no cap frfr" appears in our Q3 security audit report. The absolute kicker? Our senior security engineer's official code review comment: "bestie... you snapped with this find ng" I can't tell if this is the peak or rock bottom of our engineering culture. But I do know our intern's getting a return offer, if only because I need to see what he'll do to our GraphQL documentation.

He is crowd sourcing how twitter works

He is crowd sourcing how twitter works | web-memes, engineer-memes, server-memes, loc-memes, lock-memes, data-memes, cli-memes, network-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes, cs-memes, cookie-memes, graph-memes, graphql-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Elon Musk elonmusk 2h I was told 1200 RPCs independently by several engineers at Twitter, which matches of microservices. The ex-employee is wrong. Same app in US takes 2 secs to refresh (too long), but 20 secs in India, due to bad batchingverbose comms. Actually useful data transferred is low. 157 17 238 190 Popeska Popeska 2h The batching is done server-side where the initial client request doesn't matter - GraphQL resolves the request across the microservices and then sends it back. The internal graph is the same regardless of request origin 6 t7 7 148 Elon Musk elonmusk 2h How many serial requests are made by app to refresh timeline? 76 11 50 612 Popeska Popeska 2h Just one! You can look at your network tab in Chrome - it's this one. La Has blocked cookies i Blocked Requests 3rd-party request onderand.Dropdown.6ffaf439.js o client event. son?keepalivefal 13 118 Popeska Popeska (have not worked at twitter - just poking around) 7:38 AM 111422 Twitter Web App 1 Retweet 14 Likes

Fuck Js Website In Bash

fuckJsWebsiteInBash | web-memes, website-memes, loc-memes, command-memes, bash-memes, function-memes, cli-memes, graph-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content if S -ne 2 Is then echo "pfunction needs 2 argumentsD' make tag hi" Hello World" make tag "ho" "smaller -A bun run start command ou pparagraphp buttonclick me buttons QUAU 4 9 0 28 0 2023122.50 alocalhost-50001 Hello World smaller text paragraph click me

Graphics Vs Jraphics

graphicsVsJraphics | rest-memes, csv-memes, IT-memes, cs-memes, graph-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content AFTER THE REVOLUTION, THEY WENT DOOR TO DOOR WITH A CARD. ON IT WERE THREE LETTERS. READ IT OUT LOUD. JIF FOR SOME, THAT WAS ALL. THE REST OF US, WE DIED WITH OUR HONOR. BORS

Well, he's not wrong...

Well, he's not wrong... | javascript-memes, code-memes, java-memes, image-memes, unicode-memes, ide-memes, bot-memes, graph-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 7 39 Whats the unicode Character code of that f symbol? (Image by WHATWG. I suppose it's the tallest Unicode character there is. Is it? top of bounding box sop of em square middle Alphaberc bareline ideographic baseline bottom of em square The tallest Unicode character in the current standard (Unicode 6.1) is A . U1F5FB MOUNT FUJI, which is 3776 meters tall. share improve this answer edited Sep 22 '12 at 22:54 javascript unicode canvas utf-8 fonts answered Mar 17 '12 at 3:26

We Solved The Performance Problem

weSolvedThePerformanceProblem | threads-memes, performance-memes, cs-memes, public-memes, graph-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content increased fps 19 main Browse files committed 4 days ago 1 parent a707ee9 commit aa728a7 Showing 3 changed files with 3 additions and 2 deletions. Whit. Ignore whi... Sp U srcmainlava 'GameEnvironment. jO 00 -251, 7 251,7 0 public EventSubscriber getSubscriber ( ) killThreads () ; 251 252 253 251 252 253 physicsHandler new PhysicsHandler (this, 24 4); 254 254 graphicsHandler new GraphicsHandler (this, board, 24); board, 60); graphicsHandler new GraphicsHandler (this, 255 255

PNG vs. JPG

PNG vs. JPG | web-memes, graphs-memes, cs-memes, graph-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content PNG vs JPEG SOMETIMES PNG IS SUPERIOR... FOR ILLUSTRATIONS, SCREENSHOTS, ANYTHING WITH TEXT... NOPEr ALWAYS JPEGI!I JPEG ONLYI! NO THINKING REQUIREDI! ..WEBCOMICS, GRAPHS, LOGOS... I LOVE JPEGI JPEGI JPEGI