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The ultimate tech interview gauntlet: survive 16 mini-interviews, 2 background checks, and 4 programming tests only to be rewarded with... centering a div. Classic FANG move! Nothing says "welcome to the big leagues" like immediately facing CSS's final boss. Congrats on your $250k salary package—hope you remembered how to use display: flex and justify-content: center without Googling it!

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Imagine RAM getting so scarce and pricey that devs actually have to *gasp* optimize their code and think about memory management. No more spinning up 47 Chrome tabs with 8GB each. No more Electron apps eating RAM like it's an all-you-can-eat buffet. Suddenly everyone's writing efficient code, profiling memory leaks, and actually caring about performance. The idea that a hardware shortage could force an entire generation of developers to rediscover what "resource constraints" means is so absurdly dystopian yet plausible that it might actually restore faith in divine intervention. Because let's be real—nothing short of a biblical RAM apocalypse is getting modern devs to stop treating memory like it's infinite.

Forcing refugees to learn JavaScript? I can't decide if that's humanitarian aid or a war crime. Nothing says "welcome to your new life" like explaining callback hell and prototype inheritance to people who just want clean water. The absolute confidence of thinking you're saving the world by unleashing more JavaScript developers upon it is peak Silicon Valley delusion. Next up: solving world hunger with blockchain and React hooks!

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