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This Is Why I Have Trust Issues

9 days ago 141.5K views 0 shares

Two developers discussing test automation. One says "automate the test cases, exactly as they are written, and only use this dataset." The other nods along until the final panel where they reveal their true plan: "automate the test cases by changing everything the way I see fit and use made up data." That feeling when your coworker agrees to follow the test plan but then goes rogue with their own interpretation. And we wonder why the QA team drinks so heavily.

Get In There And Make It About You

Programming Agile

11 days ago 110.5K views 0 shares

The eternal struggle of working with Product Managers who somehow turn every feature request into their personal crusade. "We need better error handling" magically transforms into "When I was 12, my PlayStation crashed and I've been traumatized ever since." The mirror doesn't lie - that requirements document is just their therapy session disguised as a Jira ticket.

Instructions Unclear

Javascript Typescript Programming Debugging Frontend

13 days ago 157.3K views 0 shares

Someone clearly skipped the code review meeting. The validation says the minimum length is 100000 but the maximum is 999999. Then the error message demands "at least 100000 characters" while the user typed... 9995855? I've seen more logical requirements in government paperwork. This is what happens when the PM says "just make it secure" without specifying what that means.

No As A Service: The Ultimate Developer Defense

Agile Devops Programming Cloud

24 days ago 127.4K views 0 shares

No As A Service: The Ultimate Developer Defense

THE ABSOLUTE HERO WE NEED! A t-shirt that says "#NaaS - No as a Service" for stakeholder meetings?! GENIUS! 🙌 For those of us who've survived the 47th request to "just add this one tiny feature" that would literally require rewriting the entire codebase, this shirt is basically BATTLE ARMOR. Imagine the gasps when you turn around in that Zoom call and the product manager sees your silent rebellion against scope creep! It's like having a force field against "can we just..." questions. I'm literally DYING at the thought of someone having the audacity to actually wear this. The modern developer's equivalent of bringing a sword to a gunfight - except the sword is SASS and the gunfight is a 2-hour meeting that could've been an email! 💀

At Least It's Done

Programming Agile Debugging Testing

1 month ago 164.0K views 0 shares

Initial joy: "We beat the deadline!" Secondary realization: "But we built something completely different than what was requested." The classic project management nightmare where shipping anything feels like a victory until someone actually reads the requirements. Technically functional, spiritually bankrupt. Just another day where "done" and "correct" remain distant cousins in the software family tree.

Wow What A Coincidence

Programming Agile Debugging Testing Frontend

1 month ago 129.8K views 0 shares

Ah, the classic tale of software development dysfunction! The requirements doc and production code staring at each other like total strangers at a party, despite supposedly being intimately related. One says "No" while the other confidently declares "Yes" - a perfect representation of that moment when stakeholders ask if what was built matches what was requested. The requirements doc is in complete denial while the code is living in its own fantasy world. It's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature! Or more accurately, it's a documented feature that nobody bothered to implement correctly. The eternal disconnect between theory and practice, much like my relationship with my gym membership.

How It Started vs. How It Ended

Programming Devops Agile Debugging Testing

1 month ago 231.7K views 1 shares

Day 1 of a project: "I'm going to write beautiful, clean code with proper documentation and test coverage." Day 30 of the same project with 7 new requirements and 3 shifted deadlines: "Just make the damn thing work and we'll fix it in version 2." The customers don't care about your elegant architecture—they just want to see something flashy that doesn't immediately crash.

I Am Altering The Requirements

Programming Agile

1 month ago 104.7K views 0 shares

Oh. My. STARS! The client said the requirements were "final" but that word means ABSOLUTELY NOTHING in the software universe! 🌌 Just like Darth Vader declaring he's "altering the deal," product managers swoop in with their cape of chaos and dramatically announce changes to what was supposedly SET IN STONE just yesterday! And you, poor developer, can only stand there like a helpless rebel, praying to the code gods they don't decide the app needs to "just quickly add blockchain" five days before launch. The Force is NOT with your project timeline! 💀

Won't The Client Kill Me

Programming Agile Debugging Testing Frontend

2 months ago 111.3K views 0 shares

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of modern development! 😱 That moment when the requirements doc and your production code are like two ships passing in the night - EXCEPT THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MARRIED WITH CHILDREN! The requirements are over there screaming "NO" while your code is confidently declaring "YES" to being friends. The client is about to have an absolute meltdown when they discover their precious requirements document and your "creative interpretation" have NEVER EVEN MET EACH OTHER! Divorce papers are being drafted as we speak! 💔

Send To Your PM Today

Agile Programming

2 months ago 108.7K views 0 shares

Product managers and their infamous user stories have claimed another victim! The comic brilliantly skewers that annoying habit of PMs framing everything as "As a [user], I want to [action] so that [benefit]" format. It's like they can't communicate without this rigid template—even in their personal lives! The poor developer's face in the third panel says it all: pure confusion followed by immediate surrender in the fourth panel. Next sprint planning, just reply with: "As a developer, I want you to speak normal human English so that I don't throw my mechanical keyboard across the room."

When Specs Are More Like Guidelines Than Actual Rules

Programming Agile Debugging Testing

2 months ago 128.0K views 0 shares

When Specs Are More Like Guidelines Than Actual Rules

The eternal dance between developers and specifications! First they ask if you followed the spec, and you confidently say "YUP." Then they ask if you read it again, and you double down with another "YUP." But when they actually compare your implementation to the spec... surprise! Your code is doing its own interpretive dance routine that barely resembles what was requested. Yet somehow when asked a final time if you followed the spec, you're still answering "YUP" with the unwavering confidence of someone who's never been wrong in their life. This is basically every code review I've ever been part of. Specs are more like vague suggestions anyway, right?

I Know Where This Is Going

Agile Webdev Programming Frontend Backend

2 months ago 140.2K views 0 shares

That hand gesture says everything a developer's words can't. The moment a product manager utters "I had a really good idea for a new feature that would be fun," your deadline just grew another month, your architecture just got more bloated, and your weekend plans just vanished into the void. The universal developer defense mechanism kicks in—stop that idea before it reaches a Jira ticket or worse... gets mentioned to the CEO. No amount of coffee can prepare you for the impending scope creep tsunami that follows those innocent-sounding words.

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