requirements Memes

The Product Manager Paradox
Agile Devops Programming Testing
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The Product Manager Paradox
The classic product manager paradox in its natural habitat! The top panel shows a flower screaming with intense urgency about deadlines ("IT NEEDS TO BE DONE AS SOON AS A.S.A.P.") while the bottom panel reveals the same flower looking adorably clueless saying "REQUIREMENTS DON'T MAKE SENSE." This is basically every developer's nightmare scenario - being asked to deliver something at warp speed while working with requirements that have the clarity of mud. It's the software development equivalent of "build me a house immediately, but I can't tell you how many rooms, what materials to use, or even if it should have a roof."

Did This Get Resolved
Agile Webdev Programming Debugging Testing
3 days ago 63.1K views 0 shares
Did This Get Resolved
Product Manager: "I want developers to lower me into my grave so they can LET ME DOWN one last time." Developer: "At least this requirement is clear." QA Engineer: "But is it though? With coffin or without? Which developers? What's the timeline? Need acceptance criteria for 'lowering'. Please clarify the definition of 'grave'. What's our fallback plan if developers are unavailable? Have we considered edge cases like zombie apocalypse?" The eternal dev cycle: PM makes vague request → Dev thinks they understand → QA finds 47 ambiguities that nobody considered. Rinse and repeat until retirement... or funeral.

How Come When I Left A Backdoor They All Lost Their Shit
Security Devops Programming Debugging
4 days ago 55.6K views 0 shares
How Come When I Left A Backdoor They All Lost Their Shit
Corporate amnesia at its finest! The business side freaks out about "unwanted modifications" despite literally requesting them with a ticket number to prove it. Nothing quite like the special feeling when management forgets they asked for something, then acts shocked when you deliver exactly what they wanted. The blank stare in the last panel is the universal developer experience of "I have the receipts but somehow I'm still wrong."

My Code My Logic
Programming Debugging Testing Frontend Backend
12 days ago 81.5K views 0 shares
My Code My Logic
Ah, the digital clock showing 9:77:58 – the perfect representation of what happens when you decide requirements are just "suggestions." This is basically what your code looks like when you decide that time constraints, logic, and basic physics are merely optional guidelines. Sure, there are only 60 minutes in an hour according to "conventional standards," but your code boldly asks: "Says who?" This is the same energy as returning a string when the function clearly asks for an integer. Revolutionary? Perhaps. Functional? Absolutely not. But hey, at least your code is consistent in its complete disregard for reality!

Wow
Javascript Typescript Java Linux Testing
1 month ago 55.9K views 0 shares
wow | developer-memes, javascript-memes, software-memes, tech-memes, java-memes, software developer-memes, front end-memes, testing-memes, test-memes, react-memes, loc-memes, requirements-memes, angular-memes, typescript-memes, unit test-memes, cli-memes, edge-memes, query-memes, public-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Salary 550-650 Location Dublin City Centre, Dublin, Republic of Ireland Type Contract Start ASAP UI Software Architect 101154 Desired skills: React, Angular, UI, Front End, Java Hybrid (In Ireland), 1 day per week in office 12-month contract We are teaming up with a Dublin-based client who requires a Software Architect who specialises in UI to join their growing team. ' will be joining their team as a technical leader to help define the technical direction and strategy for the existing team. If you have deep technical knowledge of React this could be a great fit for you! Requirements: 6 years' experience as a Software Developer 53 years expertise with React and Angular Strong experience with JavaScript, TypeScript, Query Strong experience in Unit Testing with Jasmine etc

Client Requirements
Linux
1 month ago 7.0K views 0 shares
clientRequirements | requirements-memes, cli-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Client's description Client's expectation

Step1 In Redesigning With Ai
Frontend
1 month ago 8.0K views 0 shares
step1InRedesigningWithAI | web-memes, design-memes, website-memes, requirements-memes, performance-memes, pdf-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content I want you to redesign the website for better performance BUT make sure to include a bit of bluh bluh bluh bluh and make sure the app is bluh bluh bluh fast. Follow my exact bluh bluh requirements. Keep the design bluh bluh bluh simple yet bluh bluh elegant Got it. Resignation Letter.pdf PDF

Something Has Gone Terribly Wrong
Programming
1 month ago 13.7K views 0 shares
somethingHasGoneTerriblyWrong | software-memes, requirements-memes, password-memes, hardware-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Software companies of 1990s Software companies of 2020s Buy the floppy disk and you are done Create account, Password requirements, OS requirements, Hardware requirements, Social requirements, Political requirements, download installer, run the installer, create ticket for assistance, etc imgflip.

Ive Misunderstood The Job Requirements
Programming
1 month ago 10.1K views 0 shares
iveMisunderstoodTheJobRequirements | requirements-memes, pandas-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content working with pandas all day working with Al pandas all day

The Truth About Waterfall
Programming
1 month ago 7.2K views 0 shares
theTruthAboutWaterfall | development-memes, requirements-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Welcome to Waterfall development where the requirements are made up and the schedule doesn't matter

Get it while it’s hot
Javascript Python Linux Debugging Frontend
2 months ago 21.6K views 0 shares
Get it while it’s hot | developer-memes, html-memes, css-memes, code-memes, design-memes, try-memes, frontend-memes, bug-memes, react-memes, git-memes, github-memes, requirements-memes, scala-memes, email-memes, debug-memes, linkedin-memes, IT-memes, edge-memes, component-memes, ML-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Senior Frontend Developer Mentalyc Inc. United States (Remote) 2 minutes ago. 4 applicants 8hr - 15hr - Contract 1-10 employees Maria S. is hiring for this job :: See how you compare to 4 applicants. Try Premium for free Skills: React.js, Cascading Style Sheets (CSS), 8 more in Easy Apply Save Meet the hiring team Maria S. 3rd Co-Founder and CEO at Mentalyc - Al Scribe For Psychoth... Message Job poster Linkedin member since 2014 You will work with us on a beautiful app that uses Al to write psychotherapy notes. Requirements Advanced practical knowledge of React, CSS, HTML Master of responsiveness (mobile and desktop app) Ability to work with imperfect design Understanding of advanced logic scalability, reusable components, etc Ability to work independently, solve problems, debug your code, and deliver timely Great English skills MUST DO Write an email with a link to your GitHub or other proof of competence to mariamentalyc.com (We will not review applications that didn't come with an email) We do not accept agencies and middlemen We will pay 10 per hour

We've all been there
Programming
2 months ago 8.0K views 0 shares
We've all been there | code-memes, try-memes, loc-memes, lock-memes, requirements-memes, exploit-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content What to do when your Code is due in 30 Minutes and you were Procrastinating 1. First, take a deep breath. It's going to be okay. 2. Next, find the strongest stimulant you can. Caffeine, nicotine, coke, whatever you can get your hands on. You're gonna need all your neurons overclocked for this one. 3. Try to find a fundamental flaw in the requirements that you can exploit. If all else fails, make something up. "The customer never specified the background color of the buttons when hovered" is a personal favorite. 4. Start writing code. Any code. Just enough to believe your own lies when you tell your boss what a great job you did. 5 Realize that there's no way vou can finish in time or find a oood