requirements Memes

OMG, the HORROR of taking things too literally! 😱 Someone's boss suggested "vibe coding" - probably meaning to code with good energy or follow the team's coding style - but INSTEAD they grabbed an actual vibrator! The absolute AUDACITY of miscommunication in tech! And those striped socks are clearly the mark of a developer who's given up on all professional boundaries. This is what happens when you don't specify your requirements properly, people! The sprint retrospective is going to be AWKWARD AF! 💀

Product manager: "The random function isn't random enough." Developer: "What does that even mean?" PM: "It needs to be more random. Make it randomier." The number of times I've had to explain that pseudorandom number generators are deterministic by design is directly proportional to my growing collection of gray hairs. Next they'll ask for the random function to generate numbers they personally like better.

Ah, the classic "comprehensive specification" that's about as helpful as a chocolate teapot. The client proudly hands over what they claim "explains everything," but what you actually get is the equivalent of a game show contestant staring blankly at a multiple-choice question where all answers are technically "2024" written in different formats. This is basically every project kickoff meeting distilled into one image. The client thinks they've provided crystal clear requirements, while developers are left deciphering cryptic messages that could mean literally anything. "Build a user-friendly interface" – thanks for narrowing it down to... the entire field of UI design. The real magic happens three weeks later when they say "that's not what I wanted" despite you following their "specification" to the letter. Pure poetry.

The tea bag is still wrapped in its paper, sitting in cold water with the string hanging outside the mug. Classic case of "it's so obvious, why would I document it?" syndrome that plagues software development. Future maintainers of this tea codebase will spend hours debugging why caffeine isn't being properly instantiated. Remember folks, what's intuitive to you is a complete mystery to someone who's never brewed that particular blend before!

Ah, the classic client move that makes you question your entire career choices. You spend 120 precious minutes of your life meticulously explaining every technical detail, answering questions, and providing clarifications on the project specs. Your throat is dry. Your soul is weary. And then comes the royal decree: "Just send all that in an email." It's the corporate equivalent of "Let me speak to your manager" after the manager has already spoken to you. The aristocratic expression in the image perfectly captures that feeling of aristocratic entitlement that makes you want to time-travel back to before you accepted the meeting invite.

The eternal struggle of working with Product Managers who somehow turn every feature request into their personal crusade. "We need better error handling" magically transforms into "When I was 12, my PlayStation crashed and I've been traumatized ever since." The mirror doesn't lie - that requirements document is just their therapy session disguised as a Jira ticket.