The corporate facade vs. the chaotic reality behind it. Up top, we've got the slick "fully automated database update pipeline" that management brags about in meetings. Down below? The truth emerges - it's just a janky cron job, a handful of Python scripts held together with digital duct tape, and that one mysterious shell alias nobody dares to touch because the last person who wrote it left the company in 2014. The whole system would collapse if not for that poor intern who keeps manually poking it with a stick every few hours. Enterprise-grade automation at its finest!
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