Five Seconds Of Database Peace

database System administration Downtime Production environment Server configuration Third party Shrek Unauthorized access Database crash

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Five Seconds Of Database Peace

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The eternal cry of every database admin. Partner companies with access credentials are like toddlers with flamethrowers—technically capable but absolutely shouldn't be trusted. The laser beam is basically what happens to your production environment when someone decides to "just update a few settings real quick" without telling anyone. Five seconds of peace is apparently too much to ask for in this industry.

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