When Your Build Suddenly Fails Taking You Back To "Hello World"

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When Your Build Suddenly Fails Taking You Back To "Hello World"

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Ah, the crushing moment when your meticulously crafted application with 47 microservices, 12 Docker containers, and a Kubernetes cluster suddenly won't compile... so you resort to printing "Hello World" just to feel something work again. Nothing humbles a developer faster than crawling back to basics after your architectural masterpiece implodes. The butterfly represents that fleeting moment of hope before reality sets in and you're frantically Googling "how to print string java 2023".

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