You Can't Hear Images? Hold My Terminal

The Git workflow massacre in three acts: First, we see a majestic Airbus A350 on the runway - that's git commit , your changes safely packaged and ready. Next, the plane gloriously takes flight - git push sending your code to the remote repository. But wait! The punchline: git add is just people climbing stairs to nowhere. Because if you push without adding files first, you're essentially sending an empty plane. Nothing gets deployed except your career prospects. It's the classic "why isn't my code in production?" moment right before the horrifying realization that you've been committing and pushing literal nothingness for the past hour.

Content other people: error report on java is pretty detailed and well defined stack trace. me after got a wall of red messages: DISABLED?

The perfect intersection of coding obsession and relationship status! Developers telling their "girlfriend" they'll fix a bug while she sleeps is peak programmer self-delusion. The twist? She's just as imaginary as that clean solution you promised your team by morning. The real relationship is between you and that stubborn bug that's been ghosting your debugging attempts for three days straight. Your actual midnight companion? Stack Overflow and six variations of the same Google search.

Content Tho for the help debugging my code guys. It compiles now but I'm getting a runtime error. Could u guys help me? Here is a pic of the code executing. Sorry for low quality image.

Alien civilization discovered JavaScript and chose violence. Can't blame them. Any advanced species encountering a language where null == undefined but null !== undefined would reasonably conclude we're beyond salvation. The cosmic death sentence is just good garbage collection.

SWEETIE, HONEY, DARLING! The AUDACITY of this "Josh, 25 years old" claiming Java isn't stressful?! I. CANNOT. EVEN. 💀 Meanwhile, the rest of us are over here DROWNING in NullPointerExceptions, wrestling with verbose syntax that requires a NOVEL just to print "Hello World," and sobbing quietly into our 17th cup of coffee while waiting for our enterprise applications to compile! The contrast with the wise elderly man's face is SENDING ME. It's giving "this child has NO IDEA what horrors await." Come back in 10 years, Josh, when you're maintaining legacy Java code with 500 AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBeans and THEN we'll talk about stress!