You Can't Hear Images? Hold My Terminal

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You Can't Hear Images? Hold My Terminal

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Developers staring smugly at their console full of error messages like "Yeah, I can definitely hear that image." The sound of a thousand npm packages breaking simultaneously is basically a lullaby after your fifth year in the industry. That satisfying beep.mp3 of your code crashing at 2AM has its own special place in your Spotify playlist, right between "Keyboard Clacking ASMR" and "Deadline Panic Attack Breathing Techniques".

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