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Content Ask friend to help in debugging. Ask for help on ForumsStackOverflow Sig Gavis SigGavis 2h BrendanEich Good morning. I have a problem linking my js file to my html. I'm new to it. I created the js in its folder but trying to link it in the head tag is not responding. Plshelpme. Ask help from js creator 1 17 1 BrendanEich BrendanEich 2h Show the html please.

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The eternal junior dev experience: write 50 tests for every semicolon. Your two-line function might look innocent, but without those 100 test cases, civilization itself might collapse. Senior devs never explain why - they just raise a finger and invoke the sacred mantra of "mysterious and important work." Meanwhile, you're wondering if testing that your function returns null when given the ASCII value of your cat's birthday is really necessary for production stability.

Content STOP USING FLOATS BINARY DATA WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE DECIMAL PARTS YEARS OF COMPILER DEVELOPMENT yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for anything other than char and int Wanted to use decimal numbers anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called FIXED-POINT ARITHMETIC 'x can be FALSE', ' is a number', 'the sum of t and is 0.30000000004'-statements dreamt up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Floating-Point Numbers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the circuits and data types we built for them (This is REAL Floating-Point Arithmetic, done by REAL computers): fld TBYTE PT rdi X2 number 0.5F; fyl2xp1 fdecstp number; fld st(0) fstp TBYTE PTR rdi i ( long ) y; fld TBYTE PR Ersil 05f3759df - ( i 1 ); fstp OWORD PTR rsp16 movsd (float ) Si; xmmO, QWORD PTR rsp16 V y (threehalfs - (2 y y ) ); ucomisd xmm1. xmmO sign exponent (8 bits) significand (23 bits) 01000100000000000000000000 0.15625 30 23 22 (bit index) "Hello, I want to know if f is a real number and less than -1 please?' 'Sure, that'll be f!f?0: -10.fff-1.f0?0:-1.ff' They have played us for absolute fools

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Content C Closed miku-chan03 opened this issue on 18 Oct 2017 2 comments miku-chan03 commented on 18 Oct 2017 Contributor Hi 1 fixie wixied the JSON-api fucksy wucksie!!! pp I repwaced the Prototypes. func wiff a more -streamlined- kawaii Pwototypiee. funkywunks object that make the JS go sooper dooper fast!! XD starts twerking Can u pwease merge my pwull wequest senpai?!! UwU gaearon commented on 19 Oct 2017 Contributor what in the name of fuck G gaearon closed this permanently on 19 Oct 2017