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Content Davin DriveThrough bug fix hall of fame Racing Q Removed an ancient legacy piece of code that provided roughly a 1 in 1,000,000 chance of catastrophic engine failure at any time for no reason. 10:20 PM Mar 4, 2024 1.4M Views ili View post engagements 100 17 2.8K 19K PRIME

The programming paradigm hierarchy in its natural habitat! Data-oriented folks stand tall and proud at the top of the food chain. Object-oriented programmers cling desperately to the middle ground, while those return-oriented programmers... well, they're basically just lurking in the shadows waiting to exploit buffer overflows and hijack execution flow. The secret fourth paradigm not pictured: functional programmers who are too busy explaining monads to fit in the frame.

Content Software Homeopathy Too many bugs? Step 1: Find the bug Step 2: Write more code to dilute the bug Step 3: Repeat until diluted to 1 Bug1M LOC

Content Memrise: learn languages 2 Days Ago We put an update in We put an update out We put an update in And then shaked it all about It got all hokey pokey so we turned it all around That's what it's all about! Otherwise known as a "general fixes and improvements" update. Bugs? We squash 'em. Version 2.3.25 167.2 MB UPDATE

Content Try to remember context of "TODO: Fix this" comment Ignore and remove it

Content F YOU WANT TO BE SURE WHAT LINE THE ERROR IS ON Openins Mon Tue-Thu WRITE ALL YOUR CODE ON ONE LINE