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The ultimate programmer dad joke that makes CS professors chuckle smugly. In Boolean logic, !false (the logical NOT of false) evaluates to true . So technically, the statement "!false is true" is... well, true. It's like the programming equivalent of saying "the opposite of a lie is the truth" but with syntax that makes non-programmers stare blankly while developers snort coffee through their noses.

Content "Need any help?", asked Steven. "No thanks", said Barbie, "I'm doing HTML with my left hand and CSS with my right, so there's no spare keyboard". "What about JavaScript?", asked Brian. "I'll just bang my head on the desk", replied Barbie.

Content Programming in high school and college: I can write a function to check if a number is a palindrome, a "Dog" class that overrides methods of the "Animal" class, and a dictionary that receives the real name of a superhero as key and returns their secret identity. I suppose that I have enough practice to start the next unicorn that will disrupt a major tech industry. imgtip FIVE YEARS LATER, SEARCHING FOR WORK: hi "What are all of these arcane symbols? How do I unit test? Who is JSON, and why is the letter 'A' missing in his name?" imgfli ProgrammerHumor. io

Backend developers drawing their own crude solutions with a pen, while frontend devs ride in on majestic white horses looking like wizards from fantasy epics. The irony? Backend code powers everything but looks like it was scribbled by a toddler, while frontend is just there to make users go "ooooh pretty buttons" while secretly being held together with duct tape and Stack Overflow answers. Let's be honest though—both sides think the other has it easy. Meanwhile, full-stack developers are just over here trying to be both at once, probably looking like Gandalf riding a horse with a crayon in hand.

Package maintainers gleefully choosing chaos over stability is the tech equivalent of a supervillain origin story. Left button: destroy everything that depends on your package with breaking changes. Right button: be a decent human who cares about backward compatibility. The choice? SMASH THAT RED BUTTON! Nothing says "I wield ultimate power" like releasing a tiny version bump that somehow breaks 73% of the internet. The maniacal grin is just the cherry on top of the dependency hell sundae they're serving us all.

Content Eddy Vinck JavaScript EddyVinckk Web developers in 2020: If we split our JavaScript into separate files and load them on demand we can make the initial request to the homepage 30Kb smaller Game developers in 2020: Here's a 110Gb download including files we're not even using anymore 7:37 PM Jul 13, 2020 Twitter for Android 1 View Tweet activity 29 Retweets 168 Likes