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I Got This... Just Let Me Restart It

I Got This... Just Let Me Restart It
The universal IT solution that works 60% of the time, every time: turning it off and on again. Nothing quite matches that smug confidence when you stroll into a meeting after "fixing" a critical system by simply hitting restart. Meanwhile, actual IT support people are chasing you down like "WAIT! We need to check the logs first!" Too late. I've already ascended to tech hero status with my sophisticated troubleshooting technique that dates back to the stone age of computing.

The Lightning Fast Reboot Panic

The Lightning Fast Reboot Panic
You hit restart by mistake and your heart stops for a second... then you remember you've got an SSD. That brief moment of panic followed by the realization that your computer will be back up before you can even finish your sigh. Remember when rebooting meant you had time to make coffee, file taxes, and contemplate your career choices? SSD boot times are so fast now that your dramatic "OH NO!" moment barely has time to exist before you're staring at your desktop again. The only thing that takes forever these days is that one coworker who still blames "computer problems" for being late to meetings.

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again?

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again?
This Python code is the programmer equivalent of IT Crowd wisdom. It tries to find the maximum value in an empty list (which will throw an error), then catches the exception by... restarting the script. Essentially coding "have you tried turning it off and on again?" into your error handling. The digital equivalent of kicking the vending machine when your snack gets stuck.

There Is No Update And Shut Down

There Is No Update And Shut Down
The eternal dilemma of Windows updates captured in playground slide form. Nobody in their right mind picks "Update and Shut Down" - it's the software equivalent of saying "please make me late tomorrow morning." Meanwhile, the twin "Update and Restart" slides get all the traffic because who doesn't love that special feeling of watching your computer reboot 17 times while displaying "Working on updates: 3% complete (2 of 36)"? The real power move is finding that hidden fourth slide called "Remind me in 4 hours" that we've all been clicking for the past 8 months.

How I Fix Stuff Working In IT

How I Fix Stuff Working In IT
After 15 years in tech, I can confirm this pie chart is scientifically accurate. The blue slice representing "restart whatever isn't working" is basically our industry's version of percussive maintenance. That "IT placebo effect" is real too—walk into a room and suddenly the printer that's been jamming for 3 days works flawlessly. Users look at you like you're a wizard, but really you just interrupted whatever cosmic force was enjoying their suffering. And let's be honest, that quick Google search is just us typing "why the hell is [software] doing [weird thing]" and hoping someone on Stack Overflow had the same existential crisis.

Solves Everything

Solves Everything
You: *writes detailed 500-line bug report with stack trace, environment variables, and reproduction steps* IT Support: "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" The universal IT solution that somehow fixes 90% of problems despite all logic and reason. It's the digital equivalent of blowing on a Nintendo cartridge—nobody knows why it works, but it does. The worst part? When they're actually right and your meticulously documented issue vanishes after a reboot.

System Admins: Perception Vs. Brutal Reality

System Admins: Perception Vs. Brutal Reality
Oh. My. God. The TRAGIC reality of system admin life laid bare! 💀 Friends think we're gaming nerds, Mom's CONVINCED we're tech billionaires, and society pictures us as awkward IT guys with headsets. Meanwhile, the boss imagines us napping on keyboards! We picture ourselves as Matrix-level digital gods, but the DEVASTATING truth? We're just clicking "restart" on Windows error messages and praying to the server gods that nothing explodes today. The glamour! The prestige! The CTRL+ALT+DELUSION!