Don't Get Burned

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Want to watch a developer lose their mind? Skip the obvious semicolon swap and go straight for psychological warfare. Adding #define public private to system headers is the programming equivalent of putting sugar in someone's gas tank. You're not just breaking their code—you're breaking their spirit . It'll compile fine but cause absolute chaos at runtime, leading to days of debugging hell while they question their sanity, their career choices, and possibly the fabric of reality itself.

When your non-tech friends marvel at your "beautiful code" but you're just a professional Stack Overflow archaeologist who excavated that algorithm from a 2013 thread with 3 upvotes. The audacity to take credit while knowing deep down you couldn't recreate it from scratch if your job depended on it. The smile says "genius" but the conscience whispers "fraud."

Getting your first "Hello World" program to run is the programming equivalent of making a bowl of cereal and thinking you're ready to open a restaurant. The confidence surge is astronomical. One minute you're figuring out how to print text, the next you're mentally preparing your TED talk on revolutionizing software engineering. The sheer audacity of declaring yourself a coding genius after the absolute bare minimum achievement is what makes this profession both hilarious and terrifying.

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