Don't Get Burned

Content saad jumani 13h Brb. About to burn my computer science degree. Though malloc is a very useful function in c, it is not without its problems. The biggest is that it can be confusing for some to decide how much memory to allocate, needing complicated statements with sizeof. To solve this I propose a new alternative to malloc that utilizes the power of modern developments in Al, mallocPlusAI. The usage is simple. int x (int)mallocPlusAI("Enough memory to store up to 5 integers"); mallocPLusAI takes in a character array which is forwarded to a ChatGPT instance alongside an initial prompt "You are a memory allocator for a computer, and you need to tell me how many bytes of memory I would need to accomplish a certain task. Make sure to give your response as only a whole number of bytes, do not provide any other text. Here is what I request:" 676 Q57 (2 38 7 58 svetim.fm 10h Truly the most E MC2 Al of all modern developments 254 Q2 y

Content Do I need a Blockchain? No.

The four most terrifying words in software development: "Yesterday it worked." That magical moment when your code decides to spontaneously self-destruct despite zero changes. The digital equivalent of your car making that weird noise only when the mechanic isn't around. Somewhere in your codebase, a cosmic bit has flipped, a cache got corrupted, or—let's be honest—a gremlin moved in and started rearranging your memory addresses for fun. Time to dust off the debugger and prepare for that special kind of existential crisis where you question reality itself.

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