It support Memes

After 15 years in tech, I can confirm this pie chart is scientifically accurate. The blue slice representing "restart whatever isn't working" is basically our industry's version of percussive maintenance. That "IT placebo effect" is real too—walk into a room and suddenly the printer that's been jamming for 3 days works flawlessly. Users look at you like you're a wizard, but really you just interrupted whatever cosmic force was enjoying their suffering. And let's be honest, that quick Google search is just us typing "why the hell is [software] doing [weird thing]" and hoping someone on Stack Overflow had the same existential crisis.

THE SKULL AND GEAR OF DOOM! 💀⚙️ That IT Support vest is basically advertising "I'm the grim reaper of your technical nightmares!" When the guy with THIS logo shows up, your computer isn't just broken—it's having an existential crisis! Your data isn't just corrupted—it's been dragged to the digital underworld! Your network isn't just down—it's being tortured in techno-hell! And yet we still expect these harbingers of digital doom to fix everything with a smile while we ask "have you tried turning it off and on again?" for the billionth time. The skull doesn't represent what they'll do to your computer—it represents their slowly dying soul after explaining to Karen from accounting that no, her coffee cup holder isn't broken, THAT'S A DVD DRIVE!

That heroic moment when IT finally arrives after you've sent 17 increasingly desperate tickets. They stride in like Zapp Brannigan from Futurama, full of unearned confidence and zero urgency. "I got your distress call and came as quickly as I wanted to" perfectly captures that special blend of savior complex and complete indifference that defines corporate IT support. Meanwhile, you've been frantically googling solutions for three hours and have already tried turning it off and on again... twice.

You: *writes detailed 500-line bug report with stack trace, environment variables, and reproduction steps* IT Support: "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" The universal IT solution that somehow fixes 90% of problems despite all logic and reason. It's the digital equivalent of blowing on a Nintendo cartridge—nobody knows why it works, but it does. The worst part? When they're actually right and your meticulously documented issue vanishes after a reboot.

Homer Simpson ripping out a "Free IT Advice" sign to reveal the sacred commandment of tech: "IF IT WORKS, DON'T TOUCH IT." This isn't just advice—it's the unspoken religion of every production environment. That mystical code that ran fine for 7 years? Written by a dev who left the company in 2015? Deployed on a server no one remembers the password to? Yeah, nobody's volunteering to "refactor" that bad boy. We just light candles and pray it continues working until retirement.