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Good Old CEO

21 hours ago 111.1K views 0 shares

Nothing screams "efficient business strategy" quite like refusing to invest in proper infrastructure and then hiring ONE person to hold together your entire digital empire with duct tape and prayers. Why build a solid IT department with redundancy and proper resources when you can just dump everything on Jerry from accounting who once fixed a printer? Genius move, really. The CEO spares every expense humanly possible, then acts shocked when their single IT person is simultaneously managing servers, fixing Karen's email, debugging production, AND somehow expected to be available 24/7. It's like building a skyscraper on a single toothpick and wondering why things feel a bit wobbly. But hey, shareholders are happy, so who cares if your entire business continuity plan is literally one person who hasn't slept in three days?

The Sacred Trinity Of IT Troubleshooting

Debugging Windows Programming StackOverflow Testing

8 days ago 149.8K views 0 shares

The sacred trinity of IT troubleshooting, visualized with scientific precision. Roughly 70% of problems magically resolve with the ancient ritual of "turning it off and on again." Another 15% require the advanced technique of typing error messages into Google and nodding thoughtfully at Stack Overflow posts. The remaining 15%? Just walk into the room and watch users suddenly exclaim "Oh wait, it's working now!" Nothing fixes technology faster than the quantum observer effect of someone who looks like they know what they're doing.

Tech Support's Final Diagnosis

Testing Security Hardware Windows Debugging

1 month ago 170.4K views 1 shares

When tech support connects to your machine and immediately tells you to "kindly get a different computer," you know you've achieved peak digital dumpster fire status. Poor Jennifer K just wanted to help with an exam setup but apparently stumbled into the digital equivalent of opening a haunted storage unit. Two minutes of remote access was all it took for her to realize this laptop belongs in a museum... of technological horrors. That's the tech support equivalent of a doctor walking into the exam room, taking one look at you, and immediately recommending a priest instead.

The IT Hero's Leisurely Rescue Mission

Debugging Networking Windows Programming

1 month ago 126.1K views 0 shares

The heroic IT technician arrives with all the urgency of a sloth on vacation. That dramatic pose screams "I am your salvation" while the caption whispers "but only when I felt like it." The beautiful paradox of IT support: they're simultaneously your only hope and completely unbothered by your digital apocalypse. Your server might be on fire, but they'll stroll in like they're picking up coffee, making sure you understand that your "emergency" fits neatly into their "whenever" schedule. And yet, we worship them anyway. Because when your computer decides to commit digital suicide, that unimpressed hero in comfortable shoes is the only thing standing between you and technological oblivion.

The Infinite Ticket Glitch

Devops Hardware Programming Debugging

2 months ago 143.9K views 0 shares

The dark art of gaming the metrics system. This IT support hero discovered the ultimate exploit - create problems to solve them. Why fix what's broken when you can break more things and "fix" those too? It's like discovering an infinite money glitch in the corporate game. The beautiful irony is that management created this monster with their poorly designed incentive structure. Next week's episode: "How I created a ransomware attack to become Employee of the Month."

Revenge Is A Dish Best Served With Ethernet Cables

Networking Security Devops

2 months ago 147.1K views 0 shares

Revenge Is A Dish Best Served With Ethernet Cables

SWEET MOTHER OF ETHERNET! What you're witnessing is the ULTIMATE revenge plot - a server rack that's been turned into a chaotic spaghetti monster of cables by a recently fired IT person! 😱 That disgruntled network admin clearly thought, "You want to terminate ME? I'll terminate your ENTIRE NETWORK!" The absolute DRAMA of those green cables cascading everywhere like some deranged networking waterfall! This is why smart managers revoke server room access BEFORE delivering the pink slip. Otherwise, you'll be spending the next THREE WEEKS playing "which-cable-goes-where" while your entire company screams about being offline. Pure. Network. CHAOS.

The Infinite Ticket Generator

Debugging Devops Programming Testing

2 months ago 133.9K views 0 shares

Ah, the beautiful perversion of incentive structures! When your bonus depends on closing tickets, suddenly every minor inconvenience becomes a golden opportunity. Why solve one problem when you can create two more? This IT hero isn't just thinking outside the box—they're actively stealing boxes from other departments to generate more tickets. The perfect corporate ecosystem: create problems, solve problems, profit. Next week on "How to Game the System": unplugging random network cables and convincing the marketing department that their monitors work better upside down.

Not A Good Time To Be In IT

Debugging Programming

2 months ago 150.7K views 0 shares

OH THE DRAMA OF IT ALL! 💅 You think you're so clever with your "quick ticket" to IT support, don't you? "Just remote in and click a button!" HONEY, PLEASE! What you don't realize is that behind every support ticket is an IT person who has already broken the system in seventeen different ways while trying to fix the eighteen ways YOU broke it first. We're not wizards, we're just professional chaos managers with caffeine addictions and a concerning familiarity with error messages that don't even exist in documentation. The audacity of end users thinking we'll be embarrassed when things don't work... sweetie, embarrassment left the chat YEARS ago along with our will to explain why "turning it off and on again" actually works!

The Programmer's Dilemma: Tech Support By Association

Programming Hardware Debugging

3 months ago 220.0K views 1 shares

The Programmer's Dilemma: Tech Support By Association

THE ABSOLUTE AUDACITY of family members assuming you can resurrect their ancient printer from the dead just because you wrote "Hello World" in Python once! 😤 The internal struggle is REAL - that moment when your brain screams "I'M NOT YOUR PERSONAL GEEK SQUAD" but your fingers are already reaching for the USB cable. Why? Because deep down, we're all masochists who secretly enjoy the validation of fixing something completely unrelated to our actual skills. It's the programmer's curse - we can build complex applications that process millions of data points, but our greatest achievement according to Aunt Karen is making her printer spit out a coupon for cat food. The betrayal!

Just Hard Reset It

Debugging Devops Hardware Microsoft Programming

3 months ago 225.5K views 0 shares

When you've exhausted all debugging options and Bing suggests the most elegant solution: physical violence. Nothing says "I've tried everything else" like taking a hammer labeled "HARD RESET" to your production server. The universal IT troubleshooting flowchart: 1) Try to fix it properly 2) Google solutions 3) Bing solutions 4) Destroy the hardware. Works 60% of the time, every time.

Who's Gonna Tell Him

Debugging Hardware Windows Programming

3 months ago 227.8K views 0 shares

That awkward moment when a user proudly announces they've rebooted twice, while your system monitor shows their uptime is 365 days, 12 hours, 38 minutes, and 59 seconds . The face says it all—the silent judgment of an IT professional who knows you're either lying or don't understand what "reboot" means. The computer hasn't been turned off since Biden was still forming complete sentences. At this point, that machine deserves a retirement party more than a reboot.

How I Fix Stuff Working In IT

Debugging Programming StackOverflow

3 months ago 247.8K views 0 shares

Ah, the sacred trinity of IT problem-solving! The blue section is practically my résumé: "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" — works 60% of the time, every time. Then there's the red slice of desperation: frantically Googling error messages while pretending you totally knew what "ERR_SOCKET_NOT_CONNECTED" meant all along. But my personal favorite is the green slice — that magical moment when you walk up to a user's desk and suddenly everything works perfectly. They look at you like you're some kind of tech wizard, while you're just standing there thinking, "I literally did nothing." The IT placebo effect is the closest thing to actual sorcery in our profession.

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