The Programmer's Kryptonite

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Content Rev iloveclang - yesterday - deleted 394 characters in body; edited tags; edited title Title What do the reviewers want this question to be? Body B I 5 C I would like for the reviewers to tell me what they want the question to be so I can get my posting privileges back, since it is obvious that they have some problem. I really don't care about this question anymore, and I accepted an answer, so what's the problem? Please edit it yourself if you know better than me what I want(ed). I'm gonna make a new account now. Bye I would like for the reviewers to tell me what they want the question to be so I can get my posting privileges back, since it is obvious that they have some problem. I really don't care about this question anymore, and I accepted an answer, so what's the problem? Please edit it yourself if you know better than me what I want(ed). I'm gonna make a new account now. Bye Tags X Edit Summary go outside virgins Submit for review This edit resolves the original close reason and the question should be considered for reopening.

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The joke here is statistical illiteracy meets programming career advice. The person took an online IQ test, scored 80 (below average), but somehow thinks they're in the top 90.88% (which actually means bottom 10%). The site hilariously claims they'd be smarter than just 91 people in a room of 1000. The title "New To Programming, What Language Should I Learn With These Specs?" is the punchline - implying that someone who can't understand basic percentiles is ready to dive into coding. It's the perfect setup for the classic programming forum question: "What language should I learn first?" when the real issue is much more fundamental. For anyone who's spent time in programming communities, this hits close to home. The number of people who skip past basic math/logic and jump straight to "which framework is hottest right now?" is too damn high!

That moment when your trusty coding companion of many years decides it's had enough of your spaghetti code and kernel panics. The emotional attachment is real—you've been through countless all-nighters, Stack Overflow searches, and successful builds together. Now it's just sitting there, refusing to POST, taking your compiled memories to silicon heaven. It's not just hardware failing; it's the digital equivalent of your childhood pet running away. Pour one out for all the terminals that never got to execute their final shutdown -h now .