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The gap between how we imagine our coding abilities versus what we actually produce is wider than the Jurassic period. Left side: majestic T-Rex ready to dominate. Right side: that offline Chrome dinosaur game you play when your internet dies. At least the pixelated version still technically runs, which is more than I can say for half my projects.

A biblical buffer overflow if I've ever seen one. The original sin wasn't disobedience—it was poor memory management. One bite of that forbidden apple and boom: kernel panic in the Garden of Eden. Should've checked for input validation before taking that first byte. Now we're all stuck debugging humanity's original stack corruption for eternity. Talk about technical debt!

You know that code that's been running flawlessly for 5 years? The one written by that dev who left the company and didn't document anything? Yeah, some hotshot just decided it needed "optimization" and "clean architecture." Now your Slack is blowing up, the CEO is calling, and somewhere a database is crying. This is why we have the sacred developer commandment: "If it ain't throwing errors, don't fix it." Nuclear meltdown is just nature's way of saying you should've left that legacy spaghetti code alone.

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