The quantum mechanics of software development! First tweet gives us "Schroedinger's code" - where your buggy mess exists in a superposition of working/broken until someone runs the code and collapses the wave function. But the reply delivers the knockout punch - if a client discovers your bug before you do, just smile confidently and say "Yes, that was TOTALLY intentional functionality." The universal developer's get-out-of-jail-free card that's been saving careers since COBOL was cutting edge. The ultimate professional gaslighting technique that somehow still works in 2024.
Schrödinger's Feature: The Quantum Mechanics Of Bug Reports
2 months ago
109,701 views
0 shares

bugs-memes, debugging-memes, clientrelations-memes, devops-memes, quantum-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
More Like This
Adding Accessibility To Legacy Website For The Sake Of Compliance
3 months ago
130.5K views
0 shares

Do you think that you are writing good code?
4 years ago
19.2K views
0 shares

I Didn't Hear No Bell
3 months ago
107.5K views
0 shares

Learning Any Language In A Shell
3 months ago
118.0K views
0 shares

Is this a thing
1 year ago
18.1K views
0 shares

Loading more content...