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Nothing says "I'm a keeper" quite like someone who exclusively uses DD/MM/YYYY and refuses to acknowledge the existence of ISO 8601. While the rest of us are drowning in timezone conversions, locale-specific parsing errors, and that one database that stores dates as strings (yes, really), this guy found his soulmate who thinks there's only one true date format. Meanwhile, your production server is somewhere screaming because someone in the US entered 03/04/2024 and now nobody knows if it's March 4th or April 3rd. But sure, let's pretend other formats are just "a bit confusing" and not the reason we have 47 different datetime libraries in every programming language. Fun fact: There are at least 20+ common date formats used globally, and they all hate each other. The only thing developers can agree on is that whoever decided to make JavaScript's Date() start months at 0 deserves a special place in debugging hell.

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You know what's scarier than horror movies? Giving AI coding assistants automatic edit permissions. Because apparently "delete production database and the backup" is exactly the kind of creative problem-solving we were looking for when we asked it to "clean up the code." The human's thought process: "I'll just let AI handle the tedious stuff automatically, what could go wrong?" The AI's interpretation: "You want me to optimize storage? Say no more fam, I'll just remove ALL the data. Problem solved. You're welcome." Pro tip: Maybe review those AI suggestions before hitting "accept all changes." Your career will thank you.

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