I Think Their DB Is Broken

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I Think Their DB Is Broken

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The query will return zero results because the shirt is clearly blue while the SQL query is looking for black shirts. Classic case of a developer wearing their own bug. The irony of having a database query error on a database-themed shirt is *chef's kiss*. Somewhere a DBA is twitching uncontrollably.

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