Nocturnal Debugging Epiphanies

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The subconscious mind: solving problems you consciously gave up on hours ago. That moment when your brain decides to gift you the perfect solution while you're halfway through REM sleep is the universe's cruel joke. Your options? Either perform Olympic-level gymnastics to reach your laptop without fully waking up, or mumble something incoherent into your phone's notes app that will make absolutely zero sense in the morning: "use recursve functin with hashmap key=potato." Thanks, nocturnal brain. Super helpful.

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