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Ah, corporate security logic at its finest! Some poor soul clicks a sketchy email attachment, and suddenly management's brilliant security strategy is "if it's free, it's a threat." Imagine telling developers to uninstall Python, Vim, and 7zip because they didn't come with an invoice. Next they'll be requiring receipts for your keyboard shortcuts. The real security threat isn't free software—it's the executive who thinks obscure paid software with three users worldwide is inherently secure because it cost exactly one corporate credit card approval. Meanwhile, the hacker who sent that email is probably using those same "insecure" free tools to plan their next attack. The irony would be delicious if it weren't so painful.

Content CC CC Program Compiler Learn and code in C C GET In-App Purchases Jrmarion510 I tried running a basic c program: include iostream using namespace std; int main() cout "hello world" endl; return 0; Does not run. I just get error messages. Developer Response 2y ago Hello, you are missing a at the start. It should be include instead of include . The error messages are meant to show errors in your codes; they are not a malfunction of the app.

When your codebase relies on documentation written during the Bush administration. Legolas here perfectly captures that moment when you realize the docs were written by an ancient developer who has long since departed to the Undying Lands (or Google). First panel: "My documentation is old" - You're hopeful it might still be relevant. Second panel: "very old" - Reality sinks in. This predates your programming language's current syntax. Third panel: "Full of memory" - Filled with references to deprecated functions and memory management techniques nobody uses anymore. Fourth panel: "and anger" - The inevitable emotion when you realize you'll have to reverse-engineer everything yourself while cursing whoever left this archaeological artifact behind.

Content 10:22 40 45 Thread Kelly Vaughn g in X kvlly His palms are sweaty Knees weak, arms are heavy The unit tests are failing already Code spaghetti He's nervous, But at his laptop he looks calm and ready To squash bugs But he keeps on forgetting 4:47 30 Aug 19 Twitter for Android 106 Retweets 494 Likes Tweet your reply

The eternal QA nightmare in joke form! A QA engineer's job is to break things by testing edge cases—zero beers, integer overflow (9999999999), negative values, random objects (lizard?), and gibberish strings. But the real kicker? After all that meticulous testing, the app still catastrophically fails on the simplest real-world scenario. It's basically the software development equivalent of preparing for a zombie apocalypse but then dying from a paper cut. The universe's way of saying "you missed a spot" in the most dramatic fashion possible.

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