manager Memes

You Wouldn't Get It
Git Devops Agile Programming
12 days ago 108.6K views 0 shares
You Wouldn't Get It
When your GitHub contribution graph spells out "SEND HELP" but your manager just sees random green squares. Nothing says "I need vacation" quite like turning your desperate coding schedule into a cryptic message visible only to fellow developers. Those specific days off? Just trying to avoid completing the 'D' in 'HELP' because that's when the real breakdown happens.

Breaking Newss
Programming
29 days ago 8.0K views 0 shares
breakingNewss | manager-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Breaking news: parrot learns to say "How's the project going?", gets promoted to Project Manager

What Even Is Agile
Programming
1 month ago 14.3K views 0 shares
whatEvenIsAgile | engineer-memes, manager-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] PROJECT MANAGER describes the teams agile process SENIOR ENGINEER

Recursive Killing
Javascript Python Java
1 month ago 13.2K views 0 shares
recursiveKilling | recursive-memes, manager-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] When have to open task manager to Kill task manager

Breaking News
Programming
1 month ago 7.0K views 0 shares
breakingNews | manager-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] Breaking news parrot learns to say Hows the project going gets promoted to Project Manager

All Protocal Must Be Observed
Programming
1 month ago 18.5K views 0 shares
allProtocalMustBeObserved | programming-memes, program-memes, try-memes, date-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes, manager-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Scott Hanselmen and 8 others fallow Kelly Vaughn kuly I'd love to watch a movie where programming is accurately depicted. A team is trying to quickly build an app that will save the world. The app won't compile. Someone keeps adding to the scope. The project manager is asking for an update every 15 minutes. 8:20 AM - Oct 2, 2019 Twitter for Andtoid 189 Retweets 1.1K Likes 17 Kelly Vaughn m kvlly - 6h Replying to kvlly "You're not following proper agile protocol!" "Joe, this is a life or death situation. Do I REALLY need to open a ticket for this?" "Yes." Q 28 17 48 O 519

Micro Managers Be Like
Testing
1 month ago 4.6K views 0 shares
microManagersBeLike | test-memes, manager-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Aww, ain't you the cutest lil thing Oh no... YOU MUST WORK ON-SITE NO REMOTE WHATSOEVER It's retarded copium

Ive Been Here Too Often
Programming
1 month ago 7.0K views 0 shares
iveBeenHereTooOften | code-memes, manager-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content my manager prod made with mematic me pushing code on a friday

Its Working Hard To Run Task Manager
Programming
1 month ago 7.4K views 0 shares
itsWorkingHardToRunTaskManager | ide-memes, manager-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When your CPU is running at 100 and the only task open is task manager: (intel Potato inside

Learn Python It Will Be Fun
Python Backend
1 month ago 6.8K views 0 shares
learnPythonItWillBeFun | coding-memes, python-memes, manager-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content CODING IN PYTHON WRITING LANDED READING PACKAGE MANAGERS VIRTUAL ENVIRONMENTS

Ai Job Security
Programming
1 month ago 16.9K views 0 shares
aiJobSecurity | software-memes, engineer-memes, software engineer-memes, engineering-memes, security-memes, cs-memes, manager-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Bryan Follow bryancsk You think they're going to replace software engineers with Al? Hahaha. Engineering managers are promoted based on how much headcount they are managing. You think they'd cut their own numbers?

Sprint Planning
Programming
1 month ago 8.0K views 0 shares
sprintPlanning | try-memes, ide-memes, manager-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content My manager talking about oncoming projects in sprint planning My trying to enjoy my video game