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When Your API Bill Comes With Complimentary Language Lessons
Cloud Devops Programming Backend
13 days ago 80.8K views 0 shares
When Your API Bill Comes With Complimentary Language Lessons
The classic "explain it in my language" support ticket nightmare! Developer gets charged $206 for API usage, politely asks why, and receives a detailed explanation... in Chinese. Nothing says "we value your business" like responding to an English query with a wall of foreign text that might as well be saying "lol good luck figuring this out." The irony of a service called "Cursor" losing the cursor on proper communication is just *chef's kiss*. This is why developers have trust issues with cloud services and their mysterious billing algorithms!

Stop This AI Chatbot Madness
AI Webdev Programming Frontend
27 days ago 72.1K views 0 shares
Stop This AI Chatbot Madness
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of these AI startups strangling the life out of decent customer support! 😱 Every website that once had actual humans helping you now has these pathetic chatbots that understand your problem about as well as a goldfish understands calculus. "Have you tried refreshing the page?" NO JANET, MY ENTIRE FINANCIAL FUTURE IS HANGING BY A THREAD AND YOUR SUGGESTION IS TO REFRESH?! And that "Now Kith" at the bottom? *chef's kiss* Perfect representation of tech bros forcing this unholy marriage between websites and chatbots that nobody asked for. The digital equivalent of watching someone suffocate a perfectly good pizza with pineapple. MAKE IT STOP!

When Steam Detects Unauthorized Purchases
Security
2 months ago 92.6K views 0 shares
When Steam Detects Unauthorized Purchases
When your Steam account gets hacked, support suddenly morphs into The Undertaker coming for the hacker's soul. That moment when Valve's customer service transforms from "we'll get back to you in 2-3 business years" to "we've tracked their IP address and dispatched a team." Nothing motivates a company like someone messing with their payment methods.

Where Is The Documentation
Programming Devops Agile Debugging Testing
3 months ago 121.9K views 0 shares
Where Is The Documentation
The eternal corporate blame game in its natural habitat. Nobody actually knows how the feature works because the documentation disappeared into the same void where missing socks and project timelines go. QA points to Product, Product points to Engineering, and Engineering points right back because that's how we roll in software development. Meanwhile, the customer is sitting there wondering why they pay for this circus. The real documentation was the friends we made along the way.