Trust But Verify (Or Drive Two Hours)

When your coworker shares their 4K monitor screen and you suddenly realize they've been coding in font size 8 this whole time. Your retinas burn as you squint at microscopic variable names while they casually navigate their IDE like it's completely normal. Meanwhile, you're over here with font size 16 and still reaching for reading glasses during code reviews.

The ancient tech shamans have spoken! Apparently, computers aren't just silicon and circuits—they're temperamental deities demanding respect and offerings. Ever notice how your perfectly functional code suddenly implodes when someone else watches? Or how that printer works flawlessly for the IT guy but transforms into a demonic entity when you approach? That's not coincidence—that's you lacking sufficient "computer mana." The true masters of debugging don't actually fix anything. They just walk into the room with their mythical aura of computer respect, and suddenly everything works. No code changes, no hardware fixes—just pure technological intimidation. Next time your build fails, try whispering sweet nothings to your compiler instead of checking Stack Overflow.

Content runs the code 1 error fixes the error 6 errors 12 warnings

Oh. My. GOD! The absolute TRAGEDY of tech interviews in 2023! 😱 There's this poor soul having an existential crisis trying to solve some ridiculous algorithm that probably involves reversing a binary tree while standing on one foot... meanwhile, the interviewer is just a clueless doggo who Googled "hard coding questions" five minutes before the interview and has NO IDEA what the solution even is! The sheer AUDACITY! It's like being judged on your cooking skills by someone who can't even boil water but somehow memorized Gordon Ramsay's recipe book! The tech industry has truly reached its final form - where we're all just pretending to know things while secretly panicking inside. Chess metaphor is *chef's kiss* because both players are absolutely CLUELESS about their next move!

THE AUDACITY of developers rejecting actual debugging tools! 💅 Why spend a measly 10 minutes setting up a proper debugger when you can WASTE YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE adding and removing console.logs like a caveman?! The sheer drama of watching your code vomit random variables into the console while you frantically add more logs is just *chef's kiss* PEAK DEVELOPER SELF-SABOTAGE! And don't even get me started on the theatrical performance of removing all those console.logs before committing your code—only to add them ALL BACK when the bug reappears 5 minutes later! It's not procrastination, it's an ART FORM!

So this is why my code breaks in production. Turns out bugs aren't just randomly appearing—they're being strategically trained to give wrong answers and crash systems. That cockroach teacher asking "what is 2+4?" and getting "5," "9," and "8" as answers isn't incompetence—it's a feature! By the third panel, they've mastered the art of being consistently wrong and are ready for their mission: total programmer destruction. No wonder my perfectly working code suddenly can't do basic math in production. These little monsters have been preparing for this their whole lives.