Trust But Verify (Or Drive Two Hours)

Content 88 I'm from Canada, but live in the States now. It took me a while to get used to writing boolean variables with an "Is prefix, instead of the "Eh" suffix that Canadians use when programming For example: MyObj.IsVisible Myobj.visibleth share edited Oct 25 '11 at 21:35 community wiki 2 revs, 2 users 94 AlishahNovin 21 This is a joke, right? - Philip Jun 10 '11 at 19:09

Content How people ask companies for new features or bug fixes How people ask Open Source Devs for features or bug fixes

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Content A real computer error led to a brilliant joke by Chris Pratt. In the Parks and Recreation episode "Flu Season," Leslie is rushed to the doctor. As she walks by, Andy searches on the internet and says, " typed your symptoms into this thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems." The co-creator of Parks and Rec later proclaimed, "I I could write a joke that good, I would be a happy man." GRACKED.cOM

Developers staring smugly at their console full of error messages like "Yeah, I can definitely hear that image." The sound of a thousand npm packages breaking simultaneously is basically a lullaby after your fifth year in the industry. That satisfying beep.mp3 of your code crashing at 2AM has its own special place in your Spotify playlist, right between "Keyboard Clacking ASMR" and "Deadline Panic Attack Breathing Techniques".

The ultimate recursive procrastination loop! This starterpack brutally exposes the indie game dev lifecycle with surgical precision. Instead of actually coding their game, devs spend countless hours making elaborate docs about worldbuilding, obsessing over engine choices, refreshing wishlists for dopamine hits, and watching YouTube tutorials they'll never implement. The "just write a book guy" with 50+ Google Docs but zero engine experience is painfully accurate. And that "thinking about a name for 2 months" hit way too close to home. Meanwhile, the "backseat dev" who thinks every problem is solved with "just add a shader" or "just add multiplayer" exists in every Discord server known to mankind. The imposter syndrome is real—nobody understands how much work goes into making a game until they've stared blankly at their code at 3AM wondering why their character controller is suddenly launching their protagonist into the stratosphere. And of course, there's always that one dev who buys every asset pack but never ships anything. The irony? Creating this starterpack was itself a form of procrastination. Meta-procrastination at its finest!