Sure, let's skip the whole "writing secure code" thing and jump straight to "vibe coding" because nothing says good vibes like a security breach at 2AM on a Sunday. Management wanted us to "move fast and break things" — turns out we're exceptional at the breaking part. The glasses just help you see the vulnerabilities better after they've already escaped to production. Security teams hate this one weird trick.
Real Vibes Were The Vulnerabilities We Released In Production
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