I Just Mute All Notifications

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I Just Mute All Notifications

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That magical moment when your brain finally deciphers a complex bug—and suddenly your PM materializes with their "quick 2-minute call" request. You know damn well those 2 minutes will turn into a 45-minute feature planning session that completely derails your train of thought. And just like that, the elegant solution evaporates from your mind like morning dew. Classic project management timing that's more precise than an atomic clock—they can sense when you're about to be productive.

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