Fixing Readme Typos While Production Burns

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Fixing Readme Typos While Production Burns

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Code reviewers frantically protecting the codebase from "obvious bugs that will take down prod" while completely ignoring the harmless typo in a comment that someone pointed out. Priorities, right? The tiger (production-breaking bug) is literally stalking in the background while everyone's laser-focused on the innocent bunny (typo). Meanwhile, the actual critical issue is about to pounce and destroy everything. Classic engineering team dynamics where we'll spend 45 minutes debating variable naming conventions while the server is actively on fire.

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