Cosmic Correlation: JavaScript And Mass Extinction

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Cosmic Correlation: JavaScript And Mass Extinction

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A cosmic correlation chart showing Earth as the only planet with both JavaScript and 120+ billion deaths. Turns out JavaScript wasn't created to build web apps—it's actually an elaborate population control mechanism! Those undefined is not a function errors aren't bugs, they're features designed to induce developer rage-quitting existence. The real reason aliens haven't contacted us? They scanned our GitHub repos and noped right out of our solar system. "TypeError: Cannot read property 'intelligence' of undefined."

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