Core Requirement

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Core Requirement

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The thousand-yard stare of a developer who's survived multiple production outages is worth more than any certification. Nothing teaches you how to handle chaos like watching your carefully crafted code implode spectacularly at 3 AM while executives breathe down your neck. The battle scars of debugging nightmares are basically an unwritten qualification on every senior dev job posting.

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