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Ah, the classic tech executive playbook: First, fire a third of your engineering team. Then, host a high-profile interview that everyone will want to watch. Finally, act surprised when your remaining skeleton crew can't handle the traffic spike. It's like removing three wheels from your car and then wondering why it can't complete a cross-country road trip. The distributed denial of service isn't from hackers—it's from your own distributed denial of common sense.

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Measuring developer productivity by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight. The irony here is delicious – the engineers who write the most elegant, efficient code that handles critical infrastructure like security and performance probably wrote the fewest lines. Good security code is minimal and precise. Meanwhile, the person who copy-pasted 10,000 lines from Stack Overflow to make a button slightly rounder just got promoted to Chief Engineer. The tech industry's equivalent of promoting surgeons based on how many incisions they make rather than how many patients survive.

The most elegant knowledge transfer in software development history: Panel 1: "This is my code" = Translation: "Here's my undocumented spaghetti mess with zero comments and variable names like 'temp1' and 'x2'" Panel 2: "It's your problem now" = Translation: "I've been secretly planning my exit for months while deliberately avoiding writing any documentation" Panel 3: "I'm out" = Translation: "Good luck finding me on LinkedIn when everything breaks in production next week" Panel 4: [Empty panel with just the poor developer] = Translation: The exact moment when existential dread sets in and you realize you're now responsible for 50,000 lines of code written by someone who clearly hated both you and future-them.

The unholy inscription on the One Ring is actually just a regex pattern. Gandalf spent 60 years researching it not because of dark magic, but because he couldn't remember if \w includes underscores or not. Every developer who's stared at a regex pattern for more than 10 minutes eventually starts muttering "precious" and crawling around in server rooms.