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Nothing says "I'm from a different era of computing" like sending a PDF of a printout instead of a Git repo link. That senior dev probably still has a drawer full of floppy disks "just in case." Next they'll tell you to compile it by feeding the paper into your CD drive and typing "make oldschool." The digital equivalent of getting directions via fax machine when you asked for GPS coordinates.

The brutal reality check we all need sometimes. Just like how your IDE theme won't fix your spaghetti code, wearing programmer merch won't magically grant you debugging powers. The dog is the only honest one here—delivering hard truths while the rest of us are busy configuring Neovim instead of fixing that memory leak. Turns out all those programmer socks on Amazon weren't the career hack we thought they were. Who knew?

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The four horsemen of SQL development: finger-cracking before joining those tables, neck-craning to decipher someone else's query, thigh-rubbing after sitting for 8 hours optimizing indexes, and the dreaded accidental CAPS LOCK when typing commands. Nothing says "I'm about to destroy this entire database" quite like accidentally typing DELETE FROM USERS instead of delete from users. The database doesn't care about your feelings, but it sure cares about your capitalization.

Ah, the classic programmer justification that transcends mere eye strain! Sure, we could admit we use dark mode because staring at a white screen for 12 hours makes us feel like vampires being dragged into sunlight. But no—we've cleverly reframed it as a bug prevention strategy . After all, if light attracts bugs in nature, surely my VS Code works the same way! Next up: wearing sunglasses indoors to prevent syntax errors.

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