The Semicolon Warrior

Ah, the classic semicolon joke! The candidate isn't talking about martial arts—they're referencing their ability to debug code by adding that crucial semicolon that fixes everything. After 15 years in tech, I've seen countless bugs solved by a single character. The second time they say "I can do Karate;" they've added a semicolon, which in programming languages like JavaScript, C++, or Java is how you terminate statements. It's basically saying "My superpower is finding the missing semicolon that's breaking your entire codebase." Trust me, that's a more valuable skill than breaking boards with your hands.