Tech interview Memes

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Questionable Terminology
Programming C++ Databases Frontend
9 days ago 79.6K views 0 shares
Questionable Terminology
The awkward moment when the game show host realizes all four answers are technically correct in programming contexts: Master-slave (the problematic database/device relationship pattern) Deforestation (removing trees from expression trees in functional programming) Children (those poor innocent DOM nodes) STD (Standard Template Library in C++, not what you're thinking) And this is why we're renaming everything in tech. The host's face says it all: "Did I just walk into the world's most uncomfortable tech interview?"

Must Be A DDoS Attack
Devops Networking Programming Debugging Backend
27 days ago 95.6K views 0 shares
Must Be A DDoS Attack
Ah, the classic tech executive playbook: First, fire a third of your engineering team. Then, host a high-profile interview that everyone will want to watch. Finally, act surprised when your remaining skeleton crew can't handle the traffic spike. It's like removing three wheels from your car and then wondering why it can't complete a cross-country road trip. The distributed denial of service isn't from hackers—it's from your own distributed denial of common sense.

When The Windows Search Developer Meets A Real User
Microsoft Windows Programming
1 month ago 74.4K views 0 shares
When The Windows Search Developer Meets A Real User
Windows Search is the feature we all love to hate. It can't find a file that's literally named exactly what you're searching for, but somehow manages to surface that embarrassing PowerPoint from 2013. The guy claiming to be the lead developer is basically admitting to creating one of Microsoft's most frustrating products—no wonder the dad wants him gone faster than a memory leak in Internet Explorer. Finding anything with Windows Search is like trying to find a specific semicolon in a 10,000-line codebase written by an intern.