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Content Well, well, well, what do we have here? Looks like a beautiful disaster of poorly named variables, overuse of hooks, and some questionable logic. It's like the Frankenstein's monster of code! I mean, who needs concise and readable code, am I right? Let's just use every hook in the book and throw in some nested ternaries while we're at it. It's like the author was paid per line of code and just wanted to make bank. And don't even get me started on the naming conventions. Who needs descriptive and meaningful variable names when you can just use single-letter variables like "n" and "e" and abbreviate words like "pts" and "char"? It's like a game of code obfuscation. And the logic in this code? It's like trying to navigate a maze blindfolded with no map. Just when you think you've got a handle on what's going on, you hit a dead end and have to start all over again. It's like a choose-your-own-adventure book, except every option leads to a bug. Overall, this code is like a bad date - it's confusing, it makes no sense, and you just want to get out of there as quickly as possible.

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The eternal standoff between developers and DBAs in their natural habitat. When disaster strikes, suddenly everyone's a "DBA" until they're asked to prove it by showing who has those coveted production database credentials. Nothing exposes an impostor faster than asking them to actually fix something in prod. That moment when you realize your "database expertise" consists entirely of SELECT statements you copied from Stack Overflow... just accept your fate.

Frontend devs get hugged like the adorable dog for making things pretty. Meanwhile, backend devs are the unappreciated cat sitting alone with a cable in its mouth, desperately trying to get someone to acknowledge that the entire system would collapse without their data connections. Classic workplace dynamics where the visible stuff gets the praise while the critical infrastructure gets ignored until it breaks.