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If It Works It Works
Javascript Algorithms Programming
7 days ago 85.6K views 0 shares
If It Works It Works
Oh. My. GOD! The absolute AUDACITY of this solution! 💀 Instead of writing some fancy algorithm to find the minimum value, this coding rebel just SORTED THE ENTIRE ARRAY and grabbed the first element! The interviewer's face is going through the five stages of grief in 0.2 seconds! It's like showing up to a marathon in a taxi and asking "where's my medal?" Sure, it technically works, but at what cost? THE COMPUTATIONAL COMPLEXITY, KAREN! THE COMPLEXITY! But hey, the code runs, the answer is correct, and sometimes that's all that matters in this cruel, cruel world of programming interviews. Work smarter not harder, I guess?

Fastest Sorting Algorithm Just Dropped
Algorithms Programming Python
8 days ago 61.1K views 0 shares
Fastest Sorting Algorithm Just Dropped
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of this algorithm! 💅 It's claiming to sort arrays in O(0) time which is LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE in computer science! The secret? It just does NOTHING and expects the array to already be sorted! This is like claiming you can clean your entire apartment in zero seconds if it's already spotless! The sheer LAZINESS of that 'pass' statement is sending me into orbit! It's the programming equivalent of showing up to a group project and taking credit while doing absolutely nothing! ✨

World's Most Efficient Sorting Algorithm
Algorithms C++ Programming
12 days ago 95.3K views 0 shares
World's Most Efficient Sorting Algorithm
Ah yes, the revolutionary O(n) sorting algorithm that's "faster than merge sort" — just ask the user to input an already sorted array. Genius level problem-solving right there. This is the coding equivalent of claiming you've invented a teleportation device when you're actually just telling people to walk to their destination. The real innovation is the sheer audacity.

Sorting Algorithm For Your Next Coding Interview
Javascript Webdev Algorithms Programming
13 days ago 63.3K views 0 shares
Sorting Algorithm For Your Next Coding Interview
The infamous "sleep sort" algorithm—where your array gets sorted by setting timeouts based on each value. The smaller numbers wake up first, the bigger ones hit snooze longer. Technically it works (sort of), but try explaining this beauty in a coding interview and watch the interviewer's soul leave their body. "It's O(max(array)) time complexity, sir!" Absolute chaos masquerading as computer science. The perfect algorithm if your requirements include "must be completely unreliable" and "please never use in production."

Quantum Bogosort: The Ultimate "Works In One Universe" Solution
Algorithms Math Physics Programming
21 days ago 70.3K views 0 shares
Quantum Bogosort: The Ultimate "Works In One Universe" Solution
The infamous Quantum Bogosort—where computational efficiency meets existential dread! This algorithm's genius lies in its ruthless simplicity: randomly shuffle your data, check if it's sorted, and if not... destroy the entire universe . Thanks to the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics, there will always be one lucky parallel universe where the sort succeeded on the first try, achieving that sweet O(n) time complexity. The rest of us? Completely obliterated for the sake of efficient data sorting. It's basically the computational equivalent of "this code works on my machine" taken to its logical, universe-ending conclusion. Schrödinger's cat, but for your array indexes.

Reddit Sort: The World's Least Efficient Algorithm
Algorithms Programming
26 days ago 67.4K views 0 shares
Reddit Sort: The World's Least Efficient Algorithm
Behold the world's least efficient sorting algorithm: Reddit Sort! Instead of carefully planned comparisons, we just let internet strangers upvote whatever random nonsense catches their eye each day. The array is never actually sorted - it just keeps swapping elements based on which meme, pun, or outrage bait gets the most attention. And of course there's always that one element ("officer balls") that has no business being in the dataset but somehow gets upvoted to the top anyway. Big O notation? More like Big Oh-God-Why notation. This is what happens when you let democracy decide your computational complexity.

The Date Format Holy War
Programming Webdev Databases Frontend Backend
1 month ago 95.3K views 2 shares
The Date Format Holy War
The eternal date format war rages on! While most of the world sensibly uses the pyramid of DD/MM/YY (small to big), and some Asian countries flip it upside-down (YY/MM/DD), the USA just... does whatever the hell it wants with MM/DD/YY. It's like they designed their date format the same way they designed their healthcare system – maximum confusion for everyone involved. The beautiful irony is that only the YY/MM/DD format is actually ISO-8601 compliant and makes perfect sense for sorting. Meanwhile, programmers everywhere silently weep when handling date inputs from international users. Nothing says "fun weekend project" like writing regex to figure out if 03/04/05 means March 4th, 2005 or April 3rd, 2005 or... wait... 1905?

Elon Sort
Algorithms Programming Debugging Testing
1 month ago 110.7K views 0 shares
Elon Sort
The revolutionary "Elon Sort" algorithm - where chaos is a feature, not a bug! First, fire half your array elements without warning. Then rehire them when you realize you need them after all. Repeat these steps a completely arbitrary number of times, then proudly announce your array is sorted without bothering to verify. It's the perfect algorithm if your goal is maximum drama with minimum functionality. Efficiency: O(wtf).

The Perfect Sorting Algorithm
Algorithms Math Programming
1 month ago 76.4K views 0 shares
The Perfect Sorting Algorithm
Hahaha, this is peak programmer laziness at its finest! 😂 Instead of actually writing a sorting algorithm, they've just redefined what "sorted" means ! It's like saying "this room is clean" by changing your definition of "clean" to include pizza boxes on the floor. The O(0) time complexity joke is brilliant because it takes literally ZERO operations - you just accept whatever mess you already have! It's the coding equivalent of saying "it's not a bug, it's a feature!" Absolute galaxy brain move at 2:25 AM when all good coding decisions happen!

My Boss Sent This
Databases Backend
1 month ago 29.6K views 0 shares
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[text] . Karen Kringle x 2 Follow KarenhN Hes making a database Hes sorting it twice SELECT from contacts WHERE behavior nice SQL Clause is coming to town PR4EAcEE 502 AM 16 Dec 2015

Sqlclause
Databases Backend
2 months ago 9.5K views 0 shares
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Content Karen Kringle KarenMN 9 Follow He's making a database He's sorting it twice SELECT from contacts WHERE behavior 'nice' SQL Clause is coming to town RETWEETS 3,960 LIKES 2,920 5:02 AM - 16 Dec 2015 13

Oh Wow
Programming
2 months ago 30.0K views 0 shares
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Content He can find the second largest number without sorting the array...