Ultimate Dirty Talk (For Database Nightmares)

Nothing triggers that sinking feeling quite like a company announcing "security is our highest priority" right after they've lost your data. It's corporate speak for "we just discovered our password was 'password123' and now your SSN is being sold on the dark web for $2.50." The classic GTA "Ah shit, here we go again" reaction is perfect—it's the digital equivalent of watching your house burn down while the fire department hands out flyers about fire safety.

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The Matrix meets metadata in this multi-layered joke. Oracle (the database company) is notorious for its aggressive cookie policies on websites, while in The Matrix, the Oracle is a prophetic character who offers Neo cookies. The genius is in the double meaning—Neo rejecting Oracle's "cookies" works both as a privacy-conscious web user and as the actual movie scene. It's the perfect intersection of 90s sci-fi and modern web development frustration. Next time you click "reject all cookies," just imagine you're making a stand against the machines. You're basically Neo.

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