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The trillion-dollar financial industry's dirty secret? It's just a bunch of spreadsheets in a trenchcoat. Banks, hedge funds, and trillion-dollar markets all crucified on the cross of Microsoft Excel. One misplaced decimal, one broken VLOOKUP, and the economy tanks. Meanwhile, some 22-year-old analyst is frantically trying to fix their circular reference errors before the CFO notices. The modern economy: powered by a program designed in the 80s that crashes if you sort a column wrong.

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The first three panels show organs doing their actual jobs—lungs give air, heart pumps blood, liver filters toxins. Then the brain, that magnificent organ responsible for all our intelligence, just says "Drop the database." It's the perfect metaphor for that moment when you're debugging for hours, and your brilliant brain suddenly suggests the digital equivalent of "have you tried burning everything to the ground?" Classic brain move—seven years of higher education just to suggest the SQL equivalent of a tactical nuke.

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