Primary Key? Never Heard Of Her

database sql Legacy code Social security Cobol Elon musk Primary key Tech ceo Government systems Tech literacy

Databases Programming Security

16 days ago 67,575 views 0 shares

Primary Key? Never Heard Of Her

database-memes, sql-memes, primary-key-memes, tech-ceo-memes, government-systems-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Billionaire discovers basic database concepts, immediately becomes expert. Classic tech CEO move! Someone should tell him government systems are probably running on COBOL from the 70s with punch cards as backup. The irony of a rocket scientist who doesn't grasp primary keys is just *chef's kiss*. Next week: Elon discovers that computers use electricity and declares it a conspiracy.

More Like This

Please Donot Use Bad Words

Databases Backend

1 year ago 5.4K views 0 shares

pleaseDonotUseBadWords | try-memes, rds-memes, language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content First name Last name Ishan Rakshit You used a bad word: shit. Please clean up the language and try again.

On sick leave

Databases Backend

11 months ago 6.6K views 0 shares

On sick leave | code-memes, IT-memes, rds-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content RE: On sick leave today 10:37 AM Hello, 1 am suffering from code, cough and fever. I will be on sick leave today. Please call if anything urgent. Regards 10:38 AM It is cold and not code J.

Say what?

Databases Programming Backend

3 years ago 12.0K views 0 shares

Say what? | security-memes, mongodb-memes, authentication-memes, mongo-memes, IT-memes, public-memes, encryption-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content TODAY Messages to this chat and calls are now secured with end-to-end encryption. Tap for more info. Hi. La security issue. some details are public through a MongoDB with no Authentication 20-32 J kindly give me some contact info of a person who manages security 20:33 Hey, Thanks for the information. I will forward it to the concerned team. 20:33 May I know where did you get this number from? You 20.34 security issue. some details are public through a MongoDB w... the same database 20.37 V

Src Equalsj Query

Databases Javascript

2 months ago 16.1K views 0 shares

srcEqualsjQuery | jquery-memes, IT-memes, query-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content YOUR SITE TAKES OVER 30 SECONDS TO RENDER AVE BUT IT DOES RENDER

Different standards..

Databases Javascript Programming Java Frontend

3 years ago 26.0K views 0 shares

Different standards.. | javascript-memes, java-memes, c++-memes, rds-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Is four years a lot? Depends on the context yuva.krishna.memes Experience in C Programming? No. Experience in Python or JavaScript? Yes.

IT Workplace alignment chart

Databases Programming Python Linux Debugging

3 years ago 31.8K views 0 shares

IT Workplace alignment chart | css-memes, code-memes, variables-memes, bugs-memes, test-memes, bug-memes, password-memes, unit test-memes, fix-memes, release-memes, cli-memes, IT-memes, rds-memes, ide-memes, ML-memes, tests-memes, cs-memes, feature-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content AND REMEMBER: LAWFUL GOOD OK. START THE REIEASI LAWFUL NEUTRAL DON'T MAKE AN THE CLIENT'S LEAVEIT AS IT IS WE WILL CHARGE I AS A FEATURI LAWFUL EVIL I REPLACED THIS SAY WE MAKE NEUTRAL GOOD CHAOTIC GOOD ALL COLORS ARE DECLARED LIKE TEEM, ENES CANBE ANOw, we USeD THE WE'LL NEED 3 DAYS BUTH THE CLIENTT TRUE NEUTRAL CHAOTIC NEUTRAL ...ND THEY TOLD ME WE DECIDED TO STORE THEIR PASSWORDS FIND THE PROBLEN NEUTRAL EVIL CHAOTIC EVIL